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Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Once a drunker was lying on the road side, one kind man asked: Why did you drink so much that you cannot even stand?
Drunker: It was my helplessness. I had to do it.
Ma: What was your problem?
Drunker: The cap of bottle was misplaced!!

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what do u call a alligator wearing a vest ans= investigtor

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An elderly man sits down at a table in a Chinese restaurant. The waiter delivers his usual soup. The man says that he can't eat it. The waiter asks if it was too hot. The man says No. "Too cold?", "No" he said.

The next day, the man returns and the waiter brings him his soup. The man again says he cannot eat and they go through again. "Too hot?" "Too cold?" "Too spiced?". All to which he answered No. Waiter says, "I am going to try this soup and find out what is going on with it! Now where's the spoon?" Old man:"Ah Hah!"

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