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Two men were traveling together, one was Chinese so they saw a mosquito and Chinese grabbed in the fist and eaten. 
Again another man saw the mosquito and he grabbed and asked Chinese : will you buy?

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Boy: you live in my thoughts, dreams and feelings..
Girl: Bro, someone has made you fool, I live in California.. lol

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Wife: Go and hunt a lion so that I can use his skin to decorate my room.
Husband: This is very very tough job, please give me a easy task.
Wife: Give me your mobile and let me read all you chats..
Husband: I think, first task is easy.. :(

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Admit it, we always say our true feelings with help of jokes..lol

You know you get perks of working with keyboard factory.. you deserve some extra shiftss...

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While having food in this summer where temperature is touching 45 degree...
We must say thanks to 3 people..
1st. God 2nd. Farmer 3rd. The person who is making it ready in so high temperature.

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Once a kid missing. Their parents and relative put status with photo on social media.
Than next day, he found and came back to home.
Still after 2 years, whenever that kid go out side, people catch him and take him home. Lol

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A message in group - Please do not leave the group to go outside is temperature is so high..lol

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A friend was arguing with me that onion is the only food which gets your tear out.
So I throw a coconut on his face to prove him wrong!

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Wife in a mood: I want you to whisper something dirty on me.
Hubby: Your dishes!

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What kind of bees make milk?
Boo Bees:)

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If girl is with you - Restaurant Bill
If girl is far from you - Mobile bill
If girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill.
Moral - No Girl - No Bills!

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Teacher: What small bee gives you?
Kid: Honey!
Teacher: What small goat gives you?
Kid: Milk!
Teacher : what buffalo gives you?
Kid: Home work!

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A girl gives a kiss to a baby but left her lipstick spot.
Girl: Oops I am sorry..
Kid: It is ok.. if there are strain while doing something.. strains are good!

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Me: Do you have a book for men with small his thing?
Librarian: I don't know if it's in yet.
Me: Yeah that's the one.

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Where does a dog search for when it loses his tail?
A retail store.

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Curves on women are nice, but curves on final exams are even better.

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What are the only kind of trees that grow fingers?
Ummm, Palm trees.

Don't "k" me, you bast....

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Rare:

The most annoying moment when you put your status single and your ex likes it!

The past of Eat is ate and the future of ate is weight and the most funny part is that people realize it so too late!

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Husband on wife's grave.. with a table fan.. crying...
Someone comes and asks - did you love her alot?
Man: Which love? she took a promise that you will re-marry when my graves goes dry - I don't know who stupid put lot of water daily here?

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Telling lie is Sin for kids, must for bachelors, art for lovers, and the way of living calmly for married couples!

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Where were you last night? mother shouted!
I was in disc/club, son replied.
Oh my god! I hope you didn't see anything which you should not see.
Son: I seen the thing that I should not see there!
What did you seen>
Dad - he softly uttered...