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Scared Me - Pewdinx

Minx tightened her grasp on her rifle, running quickly down the halls of the rundown military base. The humid jungle air pressed in on her from all sides, and she paused to push a few sweaty strands of hair out of her face.

"This is fucking bullshit," she growled. "If Felix doesn't get his sexy ass over here right now, I swear, I'm g-"

A loud noise startled her out of her ramble. She pressed herself against a wall, minimizing her breathing and raising her gun.

"Boo," whispered a low voice behind her. She whipped around and found herself in the arms of a familiar Swedish man.

"Pewds!" she yelled. "You scared the shit out of me." The blond man merely giggled and pecked her on the lips.

"C'mon, you love me for it," he cajoled her, his blue-gray eyes twinkling from under his headband. She rolled her eyes and grinned. "What's the situation, Minxy Moo?"

"Level Four poltergeist, centered around an area. Probably the HQ, given this is a military base," Minx said, admiring the way his dark green tank top hugged his chest. Pewds nodded, checking his M-16.

"Let's find it then," he asserted, snapping the clip into place. Minx nodded and set off at a run, Pewds following close behind. As soon as they started nearing the center, they started hearing loud bangs from behind them, and their flashlights would flicker at random intervals.

"We're close," whispered Pewds. Minx nodded. She opened her mouth to respond, but a pipe on the ceiling burst, sending her reeling backwards with a yelp.

"Minx!" hissed Pewds, dropping his gun and catching her deftly. She groaned in pain. Her arms and face were cherry red and blistered from the steam the busted pipe had sprayed everywhere.

"Shit," she winced. A loud clatter echoed across the halls as both their guns suddenly flew away from them. Pewds tensed up, shielding Minx with his body. Strange, limping footsteps could be heard all around them. Minx forced herself up, grabbing something from her belt.

"Minx, if you use that unprotected you could kill yourself," whispered Pewds harshly, grabbing the small, black box out of her hand.

"Do you have a better idea?" she hissed.

"We wait, and get it with a SECU (Supernatural Entity Containment Unit)," Pewds replied. Minx scowled but nodded, gripping his hand for support. The footsteps grew closer, and then, without warning, Pewds was yanked up by his tank top and slammed into the wall.

"Felix!" screamed Minx. He was flung across the hall, an arc of blood flying from his nose. Minx rushed forward as his body hit the floor with a sickening thump. She skidded to a stop in front of him and held out something that flashed a bright blue light before exploding, making everything go black.

When Pewds awoke, it took him a second to remember where he was. He shifted himself up on his elbows and groaned, feeling a weight on his chest. He looked down to see a familiar head of brown and purple hair. There were bits of rubble stuck in it, and a section near her forehead had been matted down with blood. He reached out and turned her face up so he could see it.

Minx's cheeks were pale, and she had a nasty cut on her forehead. Pewds stiffened.

"Michelle?" he asked. To his relief, she stirred and cracked open an eye.

"Did I scare you?" she asked hoarsely, her lips curving into an elegant smirk. Pewds smiled.

"Not in the least," he chuckled, leaning forward and kissing her. He helped her up and they started limping through the remains of the base. "Though next time, don't FUCKING USE AN EXPERIMENTAL NUCLEAR EXPLOSIVE TO GET RID OF A GHOST."

"But, Felix, it worked so well..."

"Crazy woman!"

A/N: Ughhhhhh next one has to be Krinx or Melix or something non-crackshippy. There has to be a certain ratio of OTP's and random ships. Maybe Markimash, idk...tell me what you think. Dftba!