Sunday School:
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?".Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!" The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this."Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!'"
Mortgage:
Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year."Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving.Johnny says, "Early this morning, I was walking past your room, and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
The Mouse:
Little Johnny walks into his dad's bedroom and sees him sliding on a condom. His father tries to hide it by bending over, as if to look under the bed.Little Johnny asks curiously, "What are you doing, Dad?"His father quickly replies, "I thought I saw a mouse go underneath the bed."Little Johnny replies, "What are you gonna do -- screw him?"
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Teenage Post #10311
Homework:Because 7 hrs of school wasn't enough
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