Husband:I'll be over as soon as my ugly ass wife leaves.Did you hire the hookers?
Wife:...Remind me again why we're hiring the hookers?
Husband: Seriously?It's because we need to spice up our sex life,and our wives sure won't help with that.
Wife:You can go and live with a hooker for all I care.Just don't expect shelter from me.
Husband:Geez,you sound like a wife.
Wife: Look at who you're texting,douchebag.
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LOL SO TRUE #2469
Dear Tuesday,no-one likes you either,you are Monday's ugly cousin.
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