Space pick up lines:
Perhaps you would like to exchange fluids and secretions in a simulated atmosphere?
I'd like to see what's under your Kuiper Belt.
Caveman pick up line:
If I said you had a pronounced sloping brow, would you hold it against me?
Classic pick up line:
There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
I didn't know angels could fly so low.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?
Are you busy tonight at around 3 a.m.?
You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
Did you eat lucky charms this morning?Because you are magically delicious. (By The-Ausome-Chick)
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LOL SO TRUE (x3 because I love you <3)
#2468 We had social networks when we were kids.It's called 'Outside'
#2457 When you take a good selfie,you cant believe it's you.
#2449 I've gotten to the point where I dont procrastinate,I just don't do it
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Hilarious Convos,Funny Jokes and a Heap of LOL's (On hold)
HumorFeeling bored?Are you in for a laugh?This book contains heaps of jokes and convos that will make you LOL! Warning:There might be offensive content,so don't be offended if there is any racism and some cussing.
