Vegeta: *in the spaceship Bulma built* This ship will take me where I need to go. Now I can train without anyone bothering me-
_*call tone* incoming call; unknown number *call tone*_
Vegeta: The hell is that? A phone? *presses answer button*
Nappa: *pops up on the screen* Hey it's me. Don't ask me how I got this number, I've got people
Vegeta: What the hell is going on?!!
Nappa: Okay listen. I figured that they used the Dragon balls to wish back everyone who was killed by Frieza's men, technically you worked for Freiza when you killed me. So BAM! Nappa's back baby, whoo whoo!
Vegeta: What about all the ones you killed?
Nappa: Well technically I worked for you..but that has changed. I'm in Hollywood now! *turns to the "Hollywood" sign*
Vegeta: *smirks* What, are they doing a live adamtation of Mr. Clean?
Nappa: Ha! That's halarious! Write me the guy that writes your material and give his number because I'm a producer now!
Vegeta: Of course you are. What do you even do?
Nappa: Actually I'm in charge of this new project, wrote it myself. Its about this one guy who was killed tragically by his best friend but then comes back as a ghost and haunts him. I call it "Citizen Nappa". Merchandising rights alone are gonna make a f*ck ment. We just signed on this great new actor *holds up picture of a real person who looks like Mr. Satan* names Mark Satan. Need to work on the first name, I'm thinking Hercule *puts down picture* What do you think?
Vegeta: I-
Nappa: *interrupts him* What do I care, you're not on my board
Vegeta: But I-
Nappa: *interrupts him* Listen, I'll see you. And when you're back on Earth, gimme a call *has on sunglasses* We'll do lunch! Ciao! *disconnects call*
Vegeta: *eyes twitching* ...God. Damnit. Nappa.
Thnx again Chesca! You're the best :D Sorry if some of the words are misspelled, I wrote what I heard because I didn't see any captions :(
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Dragon Ball Z Jokes - Team Four Star
HumorDISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own any of the jokes found in this book. All jokes rightfully belong to TFS [Team Four Star] and I DO NOT own any of the characters mentioned in this book, all characters rightfully belong to Akira Toriyama.
