Goku: Wait! What about me?!
Future Trunks: I don't know how to tell you this but, you don't make it to the battle either. You die the year before.
Goku: What?! Why?! How?!
Future Trunks: High cholesterol.
Goku: From what?!
Future Trunks: According to the corner, too much bacon.
Goku: *powers up to SSJ* You take that back!
Future Trunks: But listen! In the future, My mother has developed medication that will help level your cholesterol.
Goku: Is it grape flavoured?
Future Trunks: I don't know, yes?
Goku: Cuz I don't like grape
Future Trunks: *closes his eyes* Then it's bacon flavoured
Goku: *takes the container* Yaaay
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Dragon Ball Z Jokes - Team Four Star
HumorDISCLAIMER: I DO NOT own any of the jokes found in this book. All jokes rightfully belong to TFS [Team Four Star] and I DO NOT own any of the characters mentioned in this book, all characters rightfully belong to Akira Toriyama.