Bacon Flavoured

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Goku: Wait! What about me?!

Future Trunks: I don't know how to tell you this but, you don't make it to the battle either. You die the year before.

Goku: What?! Why?! How?!

Future Trunks: High cholesterol.

Goku: From what?!

Future Trunks: According to the corner, too much bacon.

Goku: *powers up to SSJ* You take that back!

Future Trunks: But listen! In the future, My mother has developed medication that will help level your cholesterol.

Goku: Is it grape flavoured?

Future Trunks: I don't know, yes?

Goku: Cuz I don't like grape

Future Trunks: *closes his eyes* Then it's bacon flavoured

Goku: *takes the container* Yaaay

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