Im bored and sleepy and just. idek anymore but here...also. this is based.on me and my friends everyday 'normal' comversations....
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Bitchybabe: MAC. Where tf are you..
Macaroni: Succ my clit you dipshit
Duckie: .. Are you ok bab..?
Macaroni: Leave me alone
BitchyBabe: Are you on your period or something?? Jesus
~TheBlueShitStick changed 'BitchyBabe's name to 'Daddy'~
Daddy: .... i like.
Duckie: i choked on my drink h oly fucc-
TheBlueShitStick: ;))
Duckie: Is everyone high all of a sudden
Macaroni: this is why your family wants you dead you worthless fucking piece of horse shit.
Duckie: .....
Daddy: edgy
Duckie: I.
Duckie: am offended.
TheBlueShitStick: You've been hanging out with JD, haven't you?
Macaroni: HE'S THE ONLY PERSON I CAN MENTALLY RELATE TO SO YES I HAVE.
Daddy: eDgY
~Daddy has changed 'TheBlueShitStick's name to 'Daddy's Pet'~.
Duckie: kInKy.
Daddy's Pet: holy shit yes..
Daddy: .....
Daddy: Mac you sent that uh..photo... To the wrong Heather on SnapChat. Cuz I certainly will not go over and fuck you roughly and slowly to make you feel better. This is the 10th time you've done this. Get your Heathers rite
Daddy's Pet: 10th time?!
Macaroni: FUCK HOLY SHIT AGAIN
Daddy: I would go fuck you but your not as kinky as Roni
Daddy's Pet: so your saying you would fuck her if she liked more of the stuff you like to do in the bedroom...
Daddy: that is exactly what im saying so your lucky
Duckie: MAC SEND ME YOUR PICTURE PLEASE I WANNA SEE
Macaroni: i give up ;-;
Duckie: SEND ME YOUR N00DS BITCH
Daddy: listen to your girlfriend mac or i'll go relieve her for you
Daddy's Pet: WTF CHAN YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS RIGHT FUCKING HERE
Daddy: calm your tits veronica its not like i havent fucked them before
Daddy's Pet: .........
Duckie: s h i t
Macaroni: IT WAS ONLY A ONE TIME THING
Daddy: ONE TIME THING MY ASS YOU TWO WERE DESPERATE AS FUCK ON THAT TRIP TO THE HOT SPRINGS
Daddy's Pet: didnt you guys go on that trip like last week ago...
Duckie: yes...... AND WE WEREN'T THAT DESPERATE
Daddy: HAH. DUKE, YOU WOULDN'T STOP MOANING IN MY EAR AND MAC YOU JUST KEPT WANTING TO RIDE ME EVERY SECOND WE WERE ALONE
Daddy: DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WHEN WE WENT INTO THE HOT SPRING BATHS
Duckie: O K ENOUGH STORY TIME NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THAT
Macaroni: may god strike me dead now please....
Daddy's Pet: i feel hurt but at the same time i feel left out-
Duckie: can we get back to Mac
Macaroni: pLeAsE ;-;
Daddy: fine... But all three of you are going to my house tonite
Duckie: im scared
Macaroni: bite me
Daddy: when and where
Daddy's Pet: A N Y W A Y S
Duckie: why are you so edgy and at home mac. im so lonely in the restrooms rn
Daddy: im comin bab
Duckie: no leave me alone you rapist
Daddy: hErEs HeAtHeR
Duckie: fml.
Duckie: anywhoosies, whats wrong with my baby girl?
Macaroni: My fucking dad is the problem. IM ALREADY SICK AF, AND ON MY PERIOD AND I DON'T NEED TI BE DEALING WITH HIS SHIT ABOUT HIS FUCKING GIRLFRIENDS. AND THEN HE GETS MAD AT ME FOR NOT COOKING. WELL.GEEZ IM SO RRY THAT YOUR FUCKING DAUGHTER IS DYING
Daddy: EDGY.
Macaroni: heather stfu
Daddy: ....no.
Duckie: IM COMING OVER WITH ICE CREAM, CHOCOLATE, OTHER JUNK FOODS, MEDICINE, TISSUES, AND ALL THREE TOY STORY MOVIES
Macaroni: omg i love you so much..
Duckie: I love you more kitten
Daddy: Are you texting and driving
Duckie: ..... Maybe.
Daddy's Pet: sTahP.
Duckie: No fite me
Macaroni: your gonna crash and die and i wont get my ice cream so. Put your phone down
Duckie: No
Macaroni: HEATHER
Duckie: I AM THE ONLY THING IN LIFE I CAN CONTROL BITCH. SO FITE ME LIL GIRL
Daddy: O h shit I would be so happy if you crash also.
Daddy: when did you snek out of the restrooms
Duckie: im a wizard
Daddy: amazing.
Duckie: ikr
Macaroni: omg she made it here without dying
Duckie: but i did hit a lot of signs amd mail boxes
Daddy's Pet: thats how my mailbox disapeared..... Ok. Now i know
Daddy: IM DEAD- OMG
Duckie: well I made it to Macs house. Peace out cunt fuccers :p
~Duckie and Macaroni have left the group chat~.
Daddy: Hey Rrrrronicaaa~~
Daddy's Pet: Lez go to your place?
Daddy: Fuck yes
Daddy: I also bought a few toys the other day so the rest of our day should be fun~
Daddy's Pet: i am running down the halls like my life fucking depends on it-
Daddy: Better hurry~
Daddy's Pet: BITCH IM IN THE FRONT WHERE ARE YOU
Daddy's Pet: I SEE YOU. WHATEVER IS IN YOUR HAND. YOU BETTER USE IT.
~Daddy and Daddy's Pet have left~
Slurpees: why am i here and who the fucc added me -.-
Macaroni: oops.
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Im sleepy and i love this fite me
Good nite or day or evenin or afternoon whatever.
