Cuz i was going through tumblr and found a shit ton of prompts like the simple girl I am
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1: Person A picking something out of Person B's hair
"I told you not to jump in the leaves you dumbfuck," Duke sighed as she was busy picking dried leaves and twigs out of Heather McNamaras' hair. The blonde girl had made a pile of leaves outside and decided to jump around in it, not thinking so much would get stuck in her hair. "Well sorry for being a person. Maybe you should try being one sometimes..." Mac muttered.
Duke pulled on a twig harshly, making Mac yelp as her head went back, "Um, ow?!" Mac huffed as she glared up at Duke. "Maybe I shoukd try being a person, hm?" Duke said plainly before pecking Mac on the lips softly and pushed the blonde girl away as she took the last twig out.
"Well Im done with you. I'm get something to eat," Duke said as she got up from the couch and went into the kitchen. Mac stayed sitting on the floor, shocked and confused and a complete blushing mess.
2: Person A, who looks extremely innocent, is violently protective of Person B
Heather Duke and Heather Mcnamara walked side by side, enjoying themselves in the summer sun as they had just gotten some ice cream for themselves. "I never thought I would ever enjoy spending time with you of all people," Duke said with a slight smirk. Mac put her hand up to her chest playfully, "Wow. Heather, that was probably the nicest thing you have ever said to me," Mac chuckled. "Why your very welcome Heather," Duke grinned and chuckled.
Just then, two guys just came up from behind the girls, running, and swiftly hitting their skirts up (i didnt know how to english at this point im slepy fite me). Mac was pretty safe as she was wearing some shorts underneath her skirt, as for Duke, her panties were flashed. She quickly smoothed her skirt back down, as she hsd dropped her ice cream and went red faced in anger and embarassment.
"Lift it up more!" One of the guys yelled. "Fuck you!" Mac yelled at the two in anger, but they just laughed at the short girl. Mac took out a fucking pocket knife out of her pocket and stared the two down, "I won't hesitate, bitch."
They did not laugh.
3: Cinnamon Roll-
"Heather, how are you so sweet and cute and precious?" Duke said she looked at her girlfriend, who seemed to be having a bit of a grumpy day. Mac whipped around and pouted,
"I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AMD DANGEROUS AMD VERY PISSED OFF. " Mac sniffled at the end. Duke was silent as she stared at her. "How cute.." She muttered. Mac groaned and left the room. "Nooo, come back you mysterious cutie!" Duke called out, too lazy to get up from tje bed. "FUCK YOU," Mac yelled out.
4: Sore Neck
"Aah.. My neck is sore," Mac whined as she sat up on the couch. Duke came over to her, "That's not good, is there anything you want- "
"Please kiss it."
Mac seemed a bit desperate as she looked up at her friend. Duke blushed and backed away, "What the fuck you gay little dipshit.." Mac held her arms out, making grabby hands, "Pleeaasseee, it hurts, Dukie. Just this once," Mac whined. Duke sighed in annoyance, "Fine.. But like.. How many..?" She muttered quietly. "Five kissies and I feel better," Mac grinned.
Five 'kissies' turned into multiple marks on Macs' neck and the two 'friends' half naked on the couch.
Mac did feel better afterwards though.
5: Sleepover
Chandler, Duke and Veronica were sitting in a circle, waiting for Mac to come back with snacks and playing 'Never Have I Ever'.
"Okay, Heather, your up," Chandler said. Duke thought for a bit and shrugged, "Um, alright, never have I ever... Kissed a girl?"
Mac suddenly just fucking slammed the door down, "I CAN CHANGE THAT-"
6: Air Mattress
Mac was already super comfortable laying down on the air matress as the three Heathers went camping and were being fucking pussys and didn't want to sleep on the beds. But anyways.
Mac was just about to fall asleep until Duke flopped down on the matress, hard, launching Mac up and down onto the hard wooden floor. "MOTHERSHITTER. WHAT THE FUCK?!" Mac exclaimed as she glared at Duke. "Oopsy," Duke snickered as she smirked at the blonde. Mac shook her head, glaring daggers at the other Heather, "I hope that you burn..."
7: "When you fell for me"
Mac and Duke had just come out of the movies from a movie date and Mac felt like being a cheesy dumbass.
"So, did it hurt?" Mac said as she smirked slightly at Duke. Heather rolled her eyes, "Lemme guess, when I fell from heaven?" She asked in annoyance. Mac then looked confused, "No..." Duke raised a brow, "What?"
"I mean," Mac grinned and flipped her hair back, "Did it hurt when you fell for me?" She winked. Duke didn't know whether to laugh or cringe. "Heather. That was so bad it was good, oh my god.."
8: Cats
(They live together in this one .bite me)
"Can we pleeeasssee get a cat?" Mac whined as she tugged on her girlfriends sleeve. The two were in a pet shop because, Mac wanted to for some weird fucking reasons.
"No, Heather. Their fur gets everywhere and its hard to take care of them." Duke said."Babe, pleeeaasseee! I'll take like, super good care of it! I mean," Mac went to one of the cats, "She's still a kitten so it'll be easy to take care of!" She whined.
The couple argued for a bit and Mac didn't end up getting the cat.
The next day, while Duke was relaxing on the couch and reading a book, Mac came in with two cats.
Duke gave her a look, "I already told you yesterday that I didn't want one." She said. Mac grinned and hugged the two cats, "I know, that's why I bought two!" She smiled. Duke stared at her for a long while. "You fucking smartass dipshit...." She muttered and shook her head. Mac shrugged and played with her new pets.
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This book just explains the reason why I shouldn't write when Im sleepy as hell omg..
