"Jonathan, I swear if you steal my shit one more time, I will chop your fucking balls off and shove them up your nostrils."
"Wow, freaky."
"Jonathan, if you do not get your ass back here!"
"Uh, hello?"
"Umph.... you fucktard, give me back my goddamn fruit snacks!"
"Fruit... snacks?"
"You are dead to me Jonathan. You spilled my fucking fruit snacks all over this dirty ass school floor that probably hasn't even been cleaned since who knows when. You are the bane of my existence. I paid a dollar fifty for those shits and now they're wasted! I should grind your nose into the concrete-"
"Okay, hanging up!"
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eleven eleven | ✓
Historia Cortain which a boy boredly calls a random number at 11:11pm every night, not expecting to meet a sarcastic girl just a year older than him. ✎ The Rose Awards winner - short story ✎