[EDITING] Mad Medley ~ A Story of Mistakes // Kuroo X Reader

#5 - Speak of the Devil

It was late night and I was reading a book in my bed. Well actually I was trying to focus on something else but it didn't work. I still was pissed off because of my new team captain and my neighbour.

Suddenly, I heard a low knock on my door. I sighed, closed my book and got to open the door.

Tch. Speak of the devil.

"The heck do you want?" I spat.
"OYA OYA OYA" he said loudly, causing me to violently place my hand on his filthy mouth.
"You hurt me" he said in a muffled voice from behind my hand.
"I don't care. You didnt reply, you dumbass"
"Let me iiiin" he sang when I set his mouth free to facepalm "I can't sleeeep mamaaa"
"No" I said and tried to close the door, when suddenly he let out a girlish scream "And jeez you reek of beer and cigs by the way".

Isn't it forbidden to drink and smoke in this dorm?!?

Do you know the kind of shrill, squeaky scream girl let out - along with some drool, - when they see their favourite actor or singer? Yeah, totally the kind.

The reason was the book I was reading, apparently.
"MY FAVOURITE OOOONE!" he yelled and with this he pushed me causing me to fall on the floor and threw himself onto my bed grabbing the [favourite book] and then starting to kiss and hug it.

Ugh, gotta sanitize that. What a stupid jer-

Just then, as I helped myself to stand up, I noticed I was wearing nothing but a t-shirt and my polka-dot panties. I blacked out.

Noticing I was so silent, he addressed me like this: "Oh by the way you look hot, [Name]! Hey, can I call you [Name], right? RIIIIIGHT!!!".

I was astonished at what he had just said like it was the most natural thing to say to a girl and at the way he had started talking to himself. Like, hey, what's his problem?!

I was so embarrassed. I just wanted to be in my panties in my own room, after having spent the whole day literally swapping from one uniform to another.
I thought best to wear a pair of tracksuit trousers, then I stood still and silent like a mummy beside my bed at a reasonable distance while he kept on bumbling and babbling like a band of baboons, still stretching on my bed with his slender, cat like body.

"You have nice thighs, yeah! You're a swimmer, it's kinda obvious! Also Akane has great thighs and she's great in be-"

"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" I couldn't help but scream with my face redder than a bloody red sunset. My brains were stewing hot in my skull and nearly emitting vapours like a teapot on its stove. I pointed my finger at the door.

"Heeeeey, are you jealous?!" he joked carelessly rolling his body on my bed and hugging the same pillow I had been punching some time before.

"NO" I said, still hella red, even though I was now speaking calmly "I said it and I'm gonna say it again, I could NEVER fall for someone like you! I hate the both of you, so you're a great couple, as if I could care less! And by the way you're messing my sheets and stealing my bed and favourite book".

"Okay, okay, I'll get outta here!" he grinned "Jeez, you're hot when you get mad".
"GO. AWAY." I repeated and bumped the door as soon as he got out. "Oh and mark my words, DO NOT EVER, EVER AGAIN COME NEAR ME WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK!"

Then, as I was alone, I finally took my trousers off and placed myself in my bed peacefully.
But as soon as my body was covered with the sheets, I inhaled a pleasant scent.

NO WAY. No way, no way, no way!

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Hey theeeere 😁

I'm home so wifi yeaaah
I think I'll go running in a while, I can't stand sitting still and studying all day..
Yeah but exams are close AGAIN so gotta stay focused sheeeez

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