I don't know why but my mom was letting me watch South Park when I was six years old, don't judge I was kinda into it.
The first episode where Cartman gets an anal probe so that aliens could stay in contact with earth was really interesting. That was the first ever episode of South Park that was ever made. Then there was another episode I'm not sure what season it was.
But
It
Was
Intense.
They were talking about eating boxes and munching carpets. I wanted to try it.
I knew it would end up in a mouth full of dog hair and piss from over the years.
But I really didn't care.
I locked the door because I didn't want anyone walking in while I was munching carpet. {I didn't shut the door right before locking it}. I went down and started chewing on the carpet.
It
Tasted
Like
Shit.
I think I swallowed some dog hair cause my throat tickled. I heard my door opening realizing I didn't shut it properly.
My mother walked in.
"HAYLEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
She was sort of laughing so I didn't take it to badly. "I wanted to try carpet"
I guess that's how I found my sexuality.
After that I didn't watch South Park for years heh
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Why I Was A Weird Child {life written from my eyes}
HumorThis is a story of how stupid a child I was. And my life experiences obviously haha
