Tyler's POV-
Today was the first day of Josh's work trip, so he'd be gone for three more days. I had a big house to myself, and no Joshie.
It was a little scary thinking about being alone in this house, but I put on adventure time to hopefully push away the anxiety.
Then my phone went off.
Vickie boi added you to a group.
Oh no.
Vickie boi: hey guys!
Kellin: wth is this babe?
Me: yeah what is this?
I checked who was in the group.
Vic, Kellin, Josh, Ronnie, Mikey, and me.
This is gonna be fun.
Vickie boi: A group chat dumb fucks.
Vickie boi: anyway,
Vickie boi: Ronnie, Mikey, what's the thing with you two?
Mikey: hm?
Vickie boi: you heard me😏
Me: Vic, you're a fucktard.
Joshie💕: Tyler, don't use that language little one.
Vickie boi: Oh shIT TELL HIM OFF DADDY!
Me: fuck off Vic! Josh is mine!
Joshie💕: yeah sorry Vic, I'm Tylers
Me: HAH!
Ronnie: can you guys stfu I'm trying to do something
Vickie boi: whatchya doin daddy :3
Kellin: prolly fucking someone.
Ronnie: indeed, Mikey has an amazing ass. Like fuk. He's great at suckin me off too :)👍🏻
Me: ew please don't talk about Mikey's talent with his mouth, or his ass. We all know his ass is hot, I was his first.
Mikey: excuseeee me?
Me: you know that story bbb😉😉
Mikey: SHUT UP WE WERE DRUNK!
Joshie💕:excuse me?
Vickie boi: yeah what? I'm your best friend and you haven't told me about this?!
Joshie💕: you told me you were a virgin. Now I'm just betrayed.
Me: wE WERE MAKING A FUNNY! Also Joshie!! Now everyone knows you were my first :(
Vickie boi: HAH FUCKER YOU'VE ONLY HAD SEX LIKE THREE TIMES!
Me: at least I'm not you WHO FUCKS EVERY DAY YOU MAN SLUT!
Kellin: it's like three times everyday actually.
Ronnie: #exposed.
Vickie boi: anyway, Josh is the sex good?
Joshie💕: idk ask Kellin
Vickie boi: excuse me? You're cheating on me Kellin?!
Kellin: what no!
Joshie💕: I was fucking around! Why can't I joke :(
Me: cause daddy, all your jokes are dad jokes :)
Joshie💕: are not!
Me: are too!
Joshie💕: ARE NOt!
Vickie boi: lol lowkey are
Kellin: Yeahh...
Ronnie: yeah lil bit...
Joshie💕: RONNIE GO FUCK MIKEY!
Ronnie: will do😉
Vickie boi: anyway, is the sex with Tyler good?
Me: oh gawd.
Joshie💕: yeah, well I'd assume so considering how loud he screams.
Me: IM OUT!
Vickie boi: Tyler what's your opinion?
Me: I SAID IM OUT!
Vickie boi: Tyler Robert Joseph....
Me: he has a nice dick.
Vickie boi: HA!
Me: stfu.
I put my phone down and walked into the kitchen, searching for food.
I missed Josh.
I went back into the living room and grabbed my phone and FaceTimed him.
"Yes babe?" He asked answering me. I could hear people laughing behind him.
"I miss you. I like don't know what to do without you," I laughed, sitting on a kitchen chair.
"Awh babe..."
Then his phone gets taken by two clearly drunk guys.
"Are you Josh's boyfriend?" He asked, slurring his words.
"Uh. Yeah?
"Dallon, Pete, give me my fucking phone," I heard Josh yell.
"Why? Josh is really fuckkking annoying,"
"Uh."
Then Josh's face comes back.
"Sorry like everyone is drunk," he laughs.
"It's cool. So who are these guys, are you secretly fucking them behind my back," I laugh.
"No," he says, with a shaken up facial expression. "No. No never."
"You seem a little too stressed about it," I joke.
"Tyler I'd never cheat on you, you know that."
"I know. I was fucking around. Take a joke daddy," I smiled, hoping to lift the tension.
"Good. You scared me. You're the world to me."
"Awww daddy, that's so sweet." I purred, "anyway, I think I'm gonna had Vic and Kellin over cause I'm bored on my own," I shrug.
"Okay baby, don't mess up the house too much. I know you and you won't clean up for shit." He smiled.
"I'll try not to," I shrug, "well bye Joshie."
"Bye Tyler, I love you." He smiled. That was a surprise.
"I love you more Joshie."
Then he ended the call and I texted Vic.
🌻
Kellin didn't end up coming over because he had work. So Vic and I sat on my couch, eating pizza and watching stupid cartoons.
"Wanna do something?" I stated.
"Like what?"
"I donno."
"I have an idea," Vic smirked, "Lets go through Josh's things."
He paused, "that sounded better in my head..."
"What do you mean then? Like snoop through his shit?" I ask
"Yeah like his bedroom drawers and shit,"
"Ok. I'm down,"
A/N
Aww only three more chapters :(
