Welcome fellow readers! First of all thank you for giving this book a chance. There will be a lot of crap in here so keep that in mind. There is not second so enjoy the book.
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1. Grab something that they love so much, hide it, and watch as they try to find it only to realize they'll never see it again...
2. When sitting next to your sibling, start randomly poking them with a feather or something soft, they'll think it's a fly, watch as they get frustrated shooing the "fly" away...
3. When sibling is playing a game on tablet|phone, Tap all over the screen to mess them up... do this repeatedly
4. When they aren't in their room, rush in there and lock the door... start hiding their stuff that they will eventually find in a few weeks and mess their room up
5. When your in public with your sibling, randomly start arguing with them, then loudly yell out "THIS IS WHY MOM FRICKIN HATES YOU!!" And walk away from them
6. Want payback? Start arguing about something small, grab 2 sandals, smack them together and run off to your mom "crying" saying that they "hit" you
7. If their in their room, knock really loud and don't stop until they open their door... If they ask, "What do you want" just say something weird or whatever
8. When you are in public with them, start singing really bad around them
9. "Accidentally'' break something and say to them, "LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"
10. When their talking to you, respond sarcastically...
11. When your at the resturant, offer them a fry, when they start to reach for it, yell out, "STOP EATING MY FRIES, YOU HAVE YOUR OWN!!!" And have a tantrum about it...
12. When their eating their favorite food, put a bunch off hot sauce, such as Tapatio, Habanero, Sriracha, Tabasco, etc..
13. Play your music really loud while their trying to do their HW or something else...
14. Start singing an annoying theme song from a T.V. show
15. Get a spray bottle, fill it with water, pretend to sneeze on their neck while you spray it.
16. When they are listen to music with ear buds, pull them
17. Embarrass them infront of their friends... if they have friends
18. Draw on their face while they're asleep
19. Throw stuff at them... like a vhs
20. Brag about how you have more talent than them
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How To Be Annoying
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