How To Annoy Strangers

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by SassySquatch

by SassySquatch

Sorry I didn't write, I had to do frickin HW😒....Well, here is how to annoy random strangers😁...{Some of them sometimes work...}

1. Go up to some dude and ask, "Mister, are you my Dad?" In a British accent... Do this repeatedly

2. Randomly propose to someone that walks by you...

3. Make a random phone call and sound like Patrick saying, "I love you❤..." And hang up...

4. Tap them on the shoulder and when thy turn around, look all innocent or just pretend to be on your phone😋... do it repeatedly

5. When you are driving yell out, "HI RANDOM PERSON!!🤣" To someone you see walking down the street... do this every time you see someone interesting;-)

6. Chew with your mouth open and slurp your drink very loudly...{At a restraunt, food court, i don't care it's still gonna be funny😉}

7. Go up to someone and ask them, "Do I know you from somewhere? I'm pretty sure I've seen you somewhere before🤔.."{Do this repeatedly!}

8. Start singing to your favorite song really loud!{BoNuS PoInTs:If someone tells you to stop!🤣}

9. Sit down in a corner and if someone asks you if your okay say, "You can see me...?"

10. Stare at them and breath heavily down their neck...{Whisper something weird like,"I watch you sleep at night.." or "I know your big secret...." }

11. Start laughing hysterically around people, suddenly stop, and whisper all serious like, "I am possessed..."

12. Randomly point at someone and accuse them of "glue sniffing addictions."

13. Sing the Batman Theme incessantly...

14. If you are going to do this one, you must do it with a friend or someone you know.. Ask your friend for something, tell them to say no, and start crying all of a sudden......Start crying very, very ugly...And I mean very ugly 😬..[That's all I have for now...hope you guys like it,even though it was short😋]