The Bitch Is In Love With You Pare

Chapter 1

Nath’s POV

If you’re expecting a Cinderella story, hell no, that’s not gonna happen here. Dude, that was so cliché. Fairy tales do not exist, duh!

Definitely not another from rags to riches story too. Bumenta na yang mga yan.

So walang Cinderella at walang princesses sa totoong buhay. Pero may witch. In fact, sa buhay nating lahat may witches… and BITCHES.

And that’s where I fit in the story.

Call me a bitch and I’ll show you one.

Screw me over and I’ll do it to you twice as bad.

Call me crazy bitch, but you really have no idea.

 

Yan ang motto ko. I am Nathalie Fortalejo. Everybody calls me Nath. Ako lang naman ang Queen Bee ng University na to. Why?

Because my Dad own the controlling shares in this university. Isa pa, maganda ako. Magandang-maganda ako. Sabi nila talbog sa beauty ko si Ann Curtis, because I have bigger boobs and smaller mouth, minus the mole too.  According sa mga hampaslupang minions ko, I slightly resemble her daw. So be it.

I have everything life was to offer. I have beauty, money, popularity and brains –except sa math – so nothing fazed me.

“One more time, Cynn. Here oh.”

Mga hampaslupang ‘to at pinuputol ang moment ko. Well guess what, in all “Mean Girls” episode hindi kumpleto pag wala sila. In short mga dakilang supporting characters sa aking bonggang story.

“Upload mo na dali.”

So what’s new nagseselfie na naman ang mga bruha para iupload sa facebook, twitter, tumbler etcetera.

As if naman may papansin sa mga pagmumukha nilang mukhang paa. Sarap sampalin ng iPhone ng mga gaga.

“Cynn, come here.” I called one of my minions.

“Why Nath? You need something?” 

 I reached into my bag for an apple and gave it to her.“You can have this.” I told her.

She took the apple, eager to please me as always. Ito ang problema sa buhay ko, walang kumokontra sa akin. They all wanted to please me. And this kind of life is so damn boring.

“Wow, salamat gurl.” At nagselfie pa habang kumakagat, sabay upload. “Mukha na ba akong si Snow White?”

I gave her an evil laugh. “No silly, mukha kang lechon de leche!” and I left her, with her mouth hanging open at my latest bitchy remark.

Yes, harsh ako. I know. Pero sino ba naman ang maysabing umarte sila ng ganyan at itolerate ako. Kung may isang tao sa buhay natin that we can depend on, yun ay ang sarili lang natin. In the end everybody will leave you. Everything is good while it lasts.

Do not live to please anybody. Live by your own rules. 

The golden rule says “Gawin mo sa kapwa mo ang nais mong gawin sayo.” Hell no, again. My golden rule goes something like this ‘Do unto others what you really feel like doing to others’. 

And that is me. A 110% certified bitch.

Chester’s POV

“Huhuhuhuhu, pfft.” Hagulhol ng seatmate kong si Bianca.

Inis ko syang nilingon. In normal circumstances, kaming mga lalake ay malambot ang puso sa mga babaeng umiiyak. The ultimate weapon of women are tears. Pero kung umiiyak naman ang isang babae dahil sa katangahan at kaartehan, sino naming lalambot ang puso.

Ayoko sa mga babaeng maaarte at mabababaw.

Pero dahil sabi ng Nanay ko I should treat women chivalrously, the way I would treat her at ang kapatid kong babae, I reached into my pocket at binigay ko ang panyo ko kay Bianca.

“Salamat Chester,” aba at nagbeautiful eyes pa ata. “Bakit kasi kayong mga lalake, andaming manloloko.” And she fluffed her hair, do sane people do that when they are upset? May sayad ata ito talaga.

“Sino ba naman kasing may sabing itry mo sila lahat.” Seryoso ako, hindi ako nagbibiro.

“Si Chester naman, umiiyak na nga ang tao eh,”

“Umiiyak ka pala? Akala ko kasi nagpapraktis ka para sa school play.” I replied sarcastically. 

I ignored her at ipinokus ko na ang atensyon sa lesson. Trigonometry  pa naman e, favorite subject ko.

Hindi naman sa pagbubuhat ng sariling bangko, hustler ako pagdating sa Math. That’s just one of my attributes. Varsity player ako ng basketball at soccer. Dean Lister din ako. I also do tutoring in Math of course.

At sa looks department, sabi nila mala-HarryStyles daw ang dating ko. Abs na pa lang ulam na. Kaya hindi daw katakataka na hinahabul habol ako ng mga babae sa campus.

Yung mga normal na teenager natutuwa sa ganito, pero ako hindi, ginagawa ko ang mga extra-curricular activities na yun dahil gusto ko, hindi para manghatak ng chicks.

Nakakabwisit rin kasi yung may sunud nang sunod sayo, ayoko sa mga babaeng ganun. Hindi lahat ng lalake gustong maging player o playboy. Hindi kami Martians. Tao rin kami, at kung may mga lalakeng nagiging player, eto e marahil dahil sa mga babaeng tulad nitong si Bianca na humabol na nang humabol na parang mauubusan ng lalaki.

Ang hard ko ba, sorry yan ako e. Basta ako, ayaw ko sa babaeng may attitude problem.