Could Be Gayer! {Sanders Sides Oneshots}

Terrifying (No ship)

(Prompt:

Logan and Roman try to tell Virgil that Patton is terrifying when he's mad and Virgil doesn't believe him and he tries to prove them wrong by going the whole day to make Patton mad and it seems like he's right so far but when he does the one final thing, Patton is mad. And he's also terrifying. And Virgil goes back to the living and hugs his knees and Roman and Logan are like "were we right?" And Virgil just nods because he's still terrified.

You gotta make Patton extra terrifying, like, extra extra terrifying, like, "I'm trembling, and stuttering" terrifying)
(Requested by: IAM90SMOM . Also, sorry if I suck at this. I may just skip the part of Patton being super mad, CUZ HOW THE HELL DO I MAKE AN INNOCENT ANGEL SCARY!?)

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Third person POV

Virgil is sitting in the lounge room, alone, eating cereal. He is scrolling through Tumblr, humming as well.

Suddenly, Logan and Roman come into the room and sit on the couch in front of Virgil. The dark trait looks up from his phone, eyebrow raised. "Uhhh... what?" He asks.

"Patton is terrifying when he's mad! Have you ever notice that?" Roman exclaims. Virgil shakes his head, still confused. "Um... no." He says blankly. Roman and Logan smirk, looking at each other.

"Well, he is!" Roman exclaims again. Virgil snickers. "No, he's not. He is the sweetest, most innocent thing ever. He would never get super angry or mad," he protests.

"Actually, he will. Terrifying, as in, shaking and stuttering, kind of terrifying." Logan approves, pushing up his glasses. Virgil still doesn't believe it. "Yeah, right. I bet you that I could go the entire day trying to make Dad mad, and the worst he would do is give me a glare."

Roman and Logan smirk again, nodding. "Okay. No money bet, but the only bet is that you are huddled up in a corner, shaking, wishing you had never made him upset." Roman says, stretching out his hand. "Deal?"

Virgil shakes the hand. "Deal." Logan looks to the side at his partner in crime, already knowing what's going to happen.

"Let the games begin."

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After about an hour of failed attempts to get Patton mad, Virgil sits down on the couch and sighs. Roman and Logan walk in. "Did you make him mad?" They ask. Virgil shakes his head. "Not at all. See? I told you. He couldn't hurt a fly."

"Ah, ah, ah~! The day is not over yet. So many more hours to go," Roman smirks. Virgil sighs. "Your right... fine. I'll go and try again." The darker trait gets up from his seat on the couch, walking into the kitchen where the fatherly figure stood making a sandwich.

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Virgil takes a bag of fake spiders out from under the kitchen sink, while Patton isn't looking. He smirks, quickly walking to the hallway where Patton's room is.

Virgil takes the bag of fake spiders, and opens it. He carefully puts them on a piece of tape, hanging it in front of the backside of the door, so when Patton walks in... he gets a face full of fake spiders.

Virgil quickly dashes out of the room, closing the door behind him. He goes to his room, waiting for the cue to leave the room and see if Patton was angered or scared.

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"EEEEEEEKKKKK!!!" A loud shriek startles the traits across the mind place. Virgil, knowing who's it is, smirks and runs out of his room. He looks down the hall, seeing Patton in front of his room door, on the floor with panicked eyes.

Virgil snaps his fingers, making the fake spiders disappear. He quickly hides back in his room, but not before hearing a yell of anger.

"VIRGILLLLL!!!"

...

"Uh oh."

~

Virgil walks into the living room, a look of horror on his face. He sits against the wall of the lounge, bringing his knees to his chest.

Roman and Logan walk in. "Were we right?" They ask in unison. Virgil shakily nods, and Roman and Logan high five.

"Patton is down right terrifying when he's mad."

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Did I do okay!? Sorry if it's crappy, heh. Anyyyyyways, that's all I've got to say for this A/N.

Stay say, my guys, gays, and non-binary Griffins!

~Griffin