My Book of Whatevers

Rant: Kissups

All my friends and I complain about this problem a lot. And for good reasons.

There's this girl in my tennis class (not gonna mention names) and all she does is kiss up to the coach. Because of this, she can get away with anything.

And she cannot be more of a jerk about it either.

She declares herself superior. She feels like she's the queen. And her only reason?

"I'm the coach's favorite."

Kill me now.

Seriously, I just don't get it. PE coaches only like athletic kids, but she is the least athletic kid I know. And when I insist the she stops she just replies like,

"Goodness, Abby. Does it bother you that much that you're not always the teacher's pet?"

First off, yes. I am the teacher's pet 99% percent of the time. But I don't kiss up. Ever heard of actually being pleasant? Try it for once.

Second, you NOT the couch's pet. You're just an annoying, lying power hungry little twerp who always wants her way. You think that the coach loves you, but he really doesn't.

Finally, your just freaking jealous. You know that I'm more pleasant and kinder to be around. You know that I'm smart and humble with many great and loyal friends, and you just want to turn me over. Well guess what? If anyone needs to turn over it's you.

On a related note, people who constantly bring attention to minor flaws in themselves to crave attention are equally annoying. I hate those wannabe popular girls who just go like:

"I'm so fat."

"My hair's a mess."

"No one likes me."

"I'm UGLY."

And you know what the other kids say?

"No you're in great shape!"

"Your hair's so nice!"

"I'm your friend :)"

"No you're the most beautiful girl I know!"

I know what your thinking. "Abby, how could you be so insensitive?"

If someone is really hurting and needs help, then I will do whatever I can to help. But these people are not "really hurting" These people do it everyday. EVERDAY. After a week of trying to make them feel better, I just walk away.

Sorry that was a short rant, but I needed to get it out. I don't like people sometimes. Yah. Ummm.

Jihoonoo out!!!!