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Frozen Short: Awkward!

Frozen Shorts:

Just a Few Frozen Shorts for a Few Frozen Fanatics.

1: AWKWARD

(Elsa refuses to dance at her coronation anniversary, so Anna makes her a deal)

Anna: Common Elsa! You never dance!

Elsa: (chuckles and replies in a sarcastic tone) So? Why do you care so much?

Anna: Because no queen in the history of this Earth has ever refused to dance. Ever.

Elsa: How do you know that? Do you have some kind of ‘Queen Dance Record?’

Anna: (mutters superiorly) Maybe…

(Elsa laughs quietly and both girls fall silent. Anna comes up with an idea as Elsa turns and speaks with some citizens.)

Anna: Elsa wait! (places hand on Elsa’s shoulder and turns her around. A slow song starts.)

Elsa: Anna! (sighs) What is it?

Anna: (Hardly containing excitement) If I find you a guy to dance with, then you have to except.

Elsa: (Thinking for a moment) Anna I’m the queen. Everyone is going to dance with me.

Anna: (Sighing heavily) Fine. Fine. (Gets another idea) What if I find you a guy who is in your age group, you semi-know, and is not a total sociopath?

Elsa: (Giving up) Fine Anna. Go on your mission. (Gives her a slight push) Good luck!

Anna: (To herself) YES!

(Looks around as her smile fades. There were hardly any men Elsa’s age at the party. She rubs her head.)

Anna: This is going to be harder than I thought…

(Anna feels a tap on her shoulder. She turns around, revealing Kristoff. Her face glows pink.)

Anna: (Stuttering) Kirstoff?

Kristoff: (Sarcistically) Nooooo. It’s a random mountain man that snuck into a highly exclusive party.

Anna: (laughs)

Kristoff: Sooo uh… what’s going on?

Anna: (flutters eyelashes and turns to Elsa, who is speaking with a few women.) I’m trying to find a guy to dance with Elsa. But you’re the only one that meets the requirements. (Immediately realizing that she said something wrong, her face flushes.)

Kristoff: (Jaw slightly dropped.) What?

Anna: Oh well… heheh… Elsa never dances. I’ll do anything to get her to lighten’ up.

Kristoff: (Looking toward Elsa and smiling.) I’ll dance with her. (Smile fading) Well uh… if you’re OK with it, of course.

Anna: (Flustered and a bit heart broken.) Heheh. Why would I not? I-I mean… uh… (pauses) Sure! Yah!

Kristoff: Are you sure (Places a hand on Anna’s shoulder making her blush more.)

Anna: (Stuttering) Yah! I love my sister! (Chuckles desperately. As he walks by she mutters to herself.) My sister…

(She sees Kristoff talking to Elsa and Elsa’s jaw drops. She turns to Anna in shock but Anna gives her a reassuring smile. She takes his hand and they dance for a few seconds, then Kristoff turns to Anna, smiling with a warm look. She smiles and gives him a mini-wave. He whispers something to Elsa, as she nods. Kristoff lets go of one of Elsa’s hands and extends it to Anna. Elsa smiles and lets Anna join as the three dance lively. Anna laughs and her stomach loosened up. The song ends and Anna hugs them both.)

Anna: I love you two!