My Book of Whatevers

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This is a joke I found on the Ellen DeGenerous Show on a segment called Clumsy Thumbsies

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Friend: I have a headache

Friend 2: try rubbing your nipples

Friend: I am but the teacher is kinda staring at me

Friend 2: OMG TEMPLES! Rub your TEMPLES

Friend 1: wooooooow there goes my life iMessage