Above Planet Tenemule
(Cue bad guy speech in 3...2...1)
"Esteemed citizens of Quartu, I stand before you a proud Blarg, for tonight, we will twist the very fabric of reality. We will defy nature with reckless abandon. We have also broken 16 galactic statues and one star ordinance, so I shouldn't see anything about this online!" Chairman Drek said. The Blargs clapped and one of them said, "beautifully worded, sir." Drek smiled and said, "hmm. In just a few moments, we will unleash a weapon so powerful that it will take...Stanley, are you seriously still texting after what I just said?" The Blarg quickly types something on his phone as he puts it away with a nervous smile. Drek chuckled unamused then said, "Victor? If you please?" A warbot then appeared at the entrance growling and the Blarg said little scared, "uh..." Victor walked up and grabbed the Blarg then the Blarg said, "mommy." "Hello, Horkelberg residence! Hello? Who is this? Herman, it's that man again. I hear heavy breathing and...Ew! And chewing! That's it. I'm calling the police.", the Blarg's mother said from the phone before it was destroyed. Victor dropped him and Drek said, "does anyone else feel like texting? Hmm? Show of hands? Anyone?" One Blarg was about to raise his hand but the other Blarg quickly pushed it back down. Drek smiled and said, "very well. Commence deplanetization!" "Ready the deplanetizer!", the Blarg yelled into the mic. Drek gave him a 'look' and said, "seriously?" The machine activates and targets at the planet then destroys it with a giant beam making it explode.
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Two Lombaxes (Ratchet Love Story) (Ratchet and Clank Movie)
FanfictionDrek is out in space destroying planets to create his own planet. So it's up to Ratchet, Clank, and another lombax named Jewel, to save the universe from Drek before it's too late. Join in their adventure and see what will happen.
