poemas con humor

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<center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">La  amé desde el primer dia,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />en que ella me echó el ojo.<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Nomás uno...¡ Porque es tuerta !<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />y no notó que soy cojo.</span></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"> </center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">Nos  amamos desde entonces;<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />ella es la luz de mi vida.<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />No me importa que ella tenga<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />una lampara fundida.</span></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"> </center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">La pasamos de lo lindo,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />reimos a carcajadas.<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />De perfirl pa´que no vea<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />todas mis muelas picadas.</span></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;"><img class="lia-deferred-image" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%;" src="http://fa.univision.com/attachments/univision/imagenes/1087497/1/wordsofgoldtwinstars.jpg" alt="" data-deferredsrc="http://fa.univision.com/attachments/univision/imagenes/1087497/1/wordsofgoldtwinstars.jpg" /></span></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">No habia sentido esta dicha<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />desde mis tiempos de  escuela.<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Me fascina su sonrisa,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />no le  hace  que esté chimuela.</span></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"> </center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">Ya le he escrito algunos versos,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />a sus ojos y a sus dientes;<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />A los que siguen con ella,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />y a los que ya están ausentes.</span></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"> </center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: Arial; line-height: 16px; background-color: #f0eaf0;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">Voy a decir mi poema,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />justo al pie de su ventana,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />pero cerca...¡ Muy cerquita !<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />porque es sorda mi adorada.<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" /></span><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;"><img class="lia-deferred-image" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%;" src="http://fa.univision.com/attachments/univision/imagenes/1087497/1/wordsofgoldtwinstars.jpg" alt="" data-deferredsrc="http://fa.univision.com/attachments/univision/imagenes/1087497/1/wordsofgoldtwinstars.jpg" /></span></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">Si no me oye se la digo,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />en mímica con las manos.<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Quiero que el mundo se  entere<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />lo mucho que nos amamos.</span></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> </center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">La quiero tuerta y chimuela,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />motivo es de mis desvelos.<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Aunque tras mis huesos andan<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />varias  artistas modelos.</span></center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"> </center><center style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; line-height: normal; color: #ccffcc; font-family: Verdana; font-size: large;">Te dedico esta poesia,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Calor del sol de mi tarde.<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />Y  a quien me diga que es fea,<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />voy y le miento...que no.</span></center></center>

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