Okay. You ready? If you're not, turn back right now. It's going to get very banana-y.
Seriously. Okay.
Stop reading here. Now.
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Hey, winner, you read on! Thank goodness you're not a loser! Just kidding. This is a guide to rescuing bananas. Bananas are the core of life, they're even in the Earth's core! (they aren't.)
Welcome, all, to the book of Dumb Ways to Rescue a Banana.
P.S. You don't have to be a minion to like bananas!
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Dumb Ways to Rescue a Banana
HumorWant to figure out the "best" ways to rescue a banana? You know, falling off a building to catch one in midair is a fantastic way! Come on, read this, bananas won't bite.
