If you want to save a banana, you have to repeat after me 5 times with witnesses:
I, (insert your name), hereby will risk life and limbs to save bananas. For my selfishness, my embarrassment, and my life. I will be willing to jump off buildings and risk many things to help a banana in need. I will do so with all of my heart.
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Did you do it? If you did it...
GREAT JOB!!
You are now qualified to save bananananannananannanananananananas. Are you ready kids? I can't hear you!
I hope you said...
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!"
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Dumb Ways to Rescue a Banana
HumorWant to figure out the "best" ways to rescue a banana? You know, falling off a building to catch one in midair is a fantastic way! Come on, read this, bananas won't bite.
