I'm so sorry about how late this is coming out! I wanted this chapter to be done a week or so ago. But I just wasn't getting any inspiration. And the chapter is a bit shorter than I want it to be...But I got this all done in one day! Now, I'm off to work on other fanfiction stuff! :D
-Atsuko4517
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Roses are Grey,
Violets are Dark Grey,
And I'm FUCKING COLOR BLIND!
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"Jiraiya-"
"No!"
"Jiraiya-"
"I said NO!" He yells dragging the protesting Kitsune.
"Damn it Ero-baka!(1) I have to check on my shinobi! It's not because of not wanting to face the Hokage!" Naruto protests, struggling to get out of his grip, and succeeding.
"Yeah, sure it isn't." He responds glaring at him.
"If I don't check up on them they'll do something stupid. And Yuki is probably with them-"
"Look, you can check on your damn troops afterwards!" Jiraiya says cutting him off.
"You know full well that she won't want to let me out of her damn sight!"
"Then you won't leave her damn sight!"
"Fuck you!" Naruto flips him off.
"Shut up, brat." Jiraiya grabs him by the collar of his shirt and starts to drag him back towards Konoha.
"Do you want me to die because I didn't bring you there?" Jiraiya mutters.
"Oh stop being sarcastic! You wouldn't die! True, you'd probably be hospitalized for a month or two, but you're not going to be sent a morgue!"
"You haven't been near Tsunade in years kid. She's becomes worse since you faked your death." Naruto stays silent contemplating the sentence.
"...How bad we talking about here?" He finally says, trying not to notice the Hokage Tower in the distance.
"Anyone who so much as mentioned your name had to dodge a chakra enhanced book that she threw at them. It managed to simmer down after a few years, but with you alive..." Naruto winces.
"Yeah, you're screwed."
"Don't say that! Then it will happen!"
"You're screwed." He says once more.
"...Asshole." Jiraiya mutters.
Naruto looks towards where he was being dragged to notice that the door to the Hokage's Office was right in front of him.
"You know, I've got this small sensation of fear." Naruto mutters, quiet enough so no on could hear him.
'*snicker*'
'Oh shut up.' Naruto sighs before looking towards Jiraiya in acceptance.
"...I'm going to fucking die." Jiraiya mutters, opening the door.
And indeed it appeared he just might have, if Naruto hadn't dragged him away from the opening of the door. At least a hundred kunai had been thrown towards the door, the person clearly intending to kill, or at least severely injure.
"..." Jiraiya stares numbly at the kunai, wondering how glad he was to have an asshole of a godson to save his ass.
"I should be thanking you kakko (2), but it's honestly your fault." Jiraiya says warily looking into the room and entering slowly.
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Naruto- Chronicles Of The Banished (Rewritten)
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