Naruto- Chronicles Of The Banished (Rewritten)

Filler 2- What Is It With You And Ramen?

Kaguya(after looking at the mirror in the morning): Ugh, my hair is so tangled up... Could this get any worse?

Black Zetsu: Well, mother, looks like you're having...

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... a bad hare day.

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A blond, now 14 year old, boy can be seen meditating in Mount Myoboku, he stiffens before turning around to look at his godfather.

"You do it yet?" Naruto asks Jiraiya, who just suddenly appeared.

"I did a few days ago, and I must say, she's really taking it badly." Jiraiya says sadly.

"I know you don't like lying to her, but it has to be done, you already waited a whole year." Naruto says softly reassuring him.

"I know, I just wish I didn't have to see her moping in her office drinking sake till she passes out." Jiraiya says, leaning against a branch of one of the weird trees.

"Doesn't she do that anyway?" Naruto asks raising his brow.

"Yes, but it's WORSE now, I mean, how is she even able to get 10 gallons of sake in her office? In one cup!" Jiraiya starts to bang his head on the tree.

Naruto sweat drops before shaking his head in amusement.

"Hey, what did that tree do to you?" Naruto asks trying to lift his spirits.

"Haha, very funny." Jiraiya grumbles, his voice muffled, from his face being stuffed into the hole in the tree.

"Anyway, do you think it's safe to go to Suna now?" Naruto asks, tilting his head in thought.

"Mmm, it should be fine." Jiraiya says, removing his face from the poor tree.

"Good, I'm going to go pay Gaara a visit." Naruto says getting up, and grabs his new katana.

"You better not do anything that will reveal you." Jiraiya says glaring threateningly at him.

Naruto rolls his eyes, and straps his katana to his waist belt.

"I'll just tell Gaara I'm alive, then fix his pathetic seal." Naruto says, shrugging in a careless manner.

"Alright, you go do that. I need to go buy some sake for Tsunade, then comfort her for the next month or so." Jiraiya disappears in a poof of smoke , and Naruto shakes his head in contempt, quickly grabbing his supplies, before doing the same.

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"Hm, looks like I'm a mile away. Thank you Jiraiya for teaching me how to pop up randomly in the Elemental Nations." Naruto mutters, nodding his head in satisfaction.

He zones out, quickly casting a genjutsu on himself (Pic Up Top), before he starts to walk towards where he can sense chakra signatures and he sees a gate.

"Halt!" Naruto looks at the guard, who is currently blocking his path, zoning back into reality.

"Yes?" Naruto asks politely, silently thinking of all the scenarios he could pull off to get into the village.

"What business do you have with the Hidden Sand Village?" The guard asks unnoticeably narrowing his eyes at Naruto who, thanks to his past, notices the action.

Naruto's eyes flicker with worry, before he plasters a fake smile on his face.

"I'm just a traveler looking to seek refuge in the village for a few days." He replies clapping his hands together with fake glee.