Hey peoples! Happy New Years! Here's a good omen for the new year- A CHAPTER IN EVERY BOOK I HAVE PUBLISHED!(Except for one, I couldn't update it in time...) I hope you all enjoy the chapter I've posted!
-Atsuko4517
I don't own Naruto!
Joke time!
*Orochimaru and Kabuto are seated at a table with Orochimaru doing paperwork*
Kabuto: Here's the report you wanted.
Orochimaru: Jeez Kabuto, it's so long... *Kabuto drinks some water*
*Sasuke pops up from underneath the table with an mischievous grin on his face*
Sasuke: That's what she said.
*Orochimaru chuckles and Kabuto chokes on his drink*
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Jiraiya snores as he lies on a tree in a random training ground in Konoha.
"Jiraiya." Said man remains still, continuing to snore.
"Jiraiya." This time Jiraiya twitches, yet still doesn't move.
"JIRAIYA!" Jiraiya finally reacts, and his body falls down to the ground.
"Ow..." He mutters, rubbing his head in pain.
"Jiraiya..." Jiraiya looks up and sees Naruto with his Kitsune mask on.
"Yeah, kid?"
"Why the hell are you sleeping in a tree?"He asks, annoyance clear in his tone.
"I honestly don't have a clue." Jiraiya sheepishly replies.
"Did you get drunk again?"
"...Well my head hurts, meaning I have a hangover, so yes."
"...Baka(1)" Naruto mutters lifting the mask off his head to show his annoyed face.
"Yeah, sorry. But what do you want anyway kid?"
"Take me to Tsunade." Jiraiya looks at him alarmed.
"...Why?"
"You're worried I might break something aren't you?"
"Of course I am kid." Jiraiya replies in a deadpan.
"I'll try not to break anything. No promises though."
"If you did promise I'd be shocked. You don't usually make them anymore."
"True, now take me to where she has hovelled herself." Jiraiya rolls his eyes.
"Whatever kid..."
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"Tsunade-hime(2)?" Jiraiya cautiously asks, peeking his head into her office.
"mm..." Jiraiya looks over to the desk in the center of the room and sees Tsunade with her arms and head laid across it.
"Have you been drinking, hime?"
"No, I'm too upset to drink..." Tsunade looks up, her eyes red and puffy.
"Well, um, the kid wants to see you. But I don't know why..."
"Just send him in, after all, what else could he say to make me feel bad?" Tears spring into Tsunade's eyes and she hastily wipes them away.
After a few moments Naruto walks into the room, his eyes the normal emotionless blue.
"I would like to apologize for lashing out at you yesterday, Hokage-sama." Naruto states, shocking the blonde haired kage.
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Naruto- Chronicles Of The Banished (Rewritten)
Genel KurguFear. One word known by all. The shinigami himself knowing it. Hate. It fills peoples souls, never daring to leave them. What would happen if they left? They would disappear... but who wants to hate? Those two words rule people's lives. And no one d...
