A Long Distance Love (A Dipcifica Story) Part 1

Chapter 7

Well I think its time for Dipper's parents to meet Pacifica.

Pacifica is seen looking at a photo book of her old baby pictures, because there was nothing good on TV.

"Aww I was so cute," said Pacifica.

Pacifica then looks at herself in her pocket mirror.

"What happened?" Pacifica asked.

*Skype Ringtone*

Pacifica looks at her laptop.

"Ooh its Dipper," said Pacifica.

Pacifica answers the call.

"Hey Paz," said Dipper.

"Hey Dip," said Pacifica.

"So there are a couple of people that want to meet you," said Dipper.

"Serriously my hair is a mess," said Pacifica.

"Its fine," said Dipper, "besides they seen even worse from Mabel, there is an entire Flickr album of her worst hair days actually."

"Okay," said Pacifica.

"Mom, Dad, can you come in my room for a second," said Dipper.

"Did Mabel's pig leave a mess in your room?" Alice asked.

"No," said Dipper.

"Okay," said Alice.

Alice and Howard walk into Dipper's room.

"What is it son?" Howard asked.

"And if it's that video of the baby panda sneezing, we already seen it," said Alice.

"Actually there is someone I want you to meet," said Dipper.

"Dipper do we have to have the, 'you're too old to have imaginary friends' talk again?" Howard asked.

"Dad I told you, Milly McBoogerface was Mabel's imaginary friend, I had a Buzz Lightyear toy to play with," said Dipper.

"Okay then, who is it?" Alice asked.

Dipper shows them Pacifica, who is still on Skype call on his laptop.

"Uh, Hello," said Pacifica.

"Mom, Dad, this is Pacifica Northwest," said Dipper, "My girlfriend."

"Wait you actually have a girlfriend?" Howard asked.

"And you thought he would never get one," said Alice.

"Technically I thought he would die alone like your Uncle Herbert," said Howard.

"He didn't die alone," said Alice, "he isn't even dead, he just moved to Mississippi."

"Anyway," said Howard, "so your that person Dipper's been talking to for the past month?"

"Um, yeah," said Pacifica.

"Do you live in Canada?" Howard asked.

"No I live in Oregon," said Pacifica, "If I were from Canada you would've heard an accent."

"Okay," said Howard, "Are you insane?"

"Okay Howie I think you should go help Mabel with her sweaters," said Alice.

"Fine," said Howard.

Howard walks away.

"Forgive my dad, he's weird," said Dipper.

"I see where Mabel gets it," said Pacifica.

"You don't know the half of it," said Alice, "So Pacifica, tell me a little bit about yourself."

"Where do I begin," said Pacifica.

40 minutes later:

"And I was recently emancipated because of all that my parents did," said Pacifica.

"Oh you poor girl," said Alice.

"I quickly got over it," said Pacifica.

*BOOM*

"What was that?" Pacifica asked.

"I think Mabel and Dad pour to much soap in the washing machine...again," said Dipper.

"I better get going," said Pacifica.

"It was nice to meet you," said Alice.

"You too," said Pacifica, "later."

Pacifica hangs up.

"Mason," said Alice.

"Yeah mom?" Dipper asked.

"You found the right girl for yah," said Alice, "You better treat her right."

"I will mom," said Dipper.

Dipper and Alice run down stairs to see a mountain of foam emerging from the laundry room.

"How much detergent did you two use?" Alice asked.

Mabel pops out from the foam.

"That depends, is 3 whole bottles too much?" Mabel asked.

*Awkward Silence*

"Want me to call Uncle Dan?" Dipper asked.

"Yep," said Alice.

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