7. What the hell is that thing?

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Bills POV

I was walking through the forest until I saw a beautiful flower on the ground and thought to myself... I bet Pinetree would love this...

I finished my walk early and headed home to see how Pinetree would feel about the new flowers I got him.

"HONEY, IM HOME!" I yell, hearing sound come from the living room tv. I start to hear light footsteps coming from the hallway.

"Hey Bill. How was your w-... Bill, what are you hiding behind your back?" I smirk at his words and pull out the flower from behind my back.

His eyes slightly widen and he moves his gaze from the flower to my face then back to the flower a few times.

"What the hell is that thing?" He asks, worry laced around his words.

"It's a flower! Isn't it pretty?!" I push it closer to him, causing him to step back.

"Bill... how do I say this nicely... that's not a flower" he starts to giggle.

"What's so funny?"

"Nothing... nothing at all" he continues to giggle, but a bit louder.

"There's something funny, what is it?!"

Dippy eggs POV

I quickly ran away because I saw the look in Bills eyes. It meant he was gonna do something and I didn't like any of that look.

I hid in our closet, facing the wall, when I feel warm arms snake around my waist from behind me. I yelp when I feel that I'm being lifted by the arms.

"Bill put me down!" I squeal as he carries me down the stairs.

"Not until you tell me what's wrong with the flower I brought you!" He chants as he throws me on the couch and sits on me.

"Okay... okay, just get off me! You're heavy for a corn chip!" I giggle as he gets up and looks down at me.
I sit up and look at the hideous flower on he counter top.

"Okay... that 'flower' isn't a flower... it's called a skunk cabbage. Not to mention it smells awful along with it being ugly."

"What do you mean? I don't smell anything." His face becomes confused.

"That's because demons can't smell it."

He makes an "oh" and then looks back at the flower.

"Well..."

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