14. I wish to end my existence...

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Short, but amusing... at least I hope it's amusing.. Anyways, enjoy, while I play some Sims 4 🙂

Dippers POV

"Bill!?" No response.

"BiLl?!" Nothing.

Dipper knows he's not sleeping, Bills's a light sleeper.

He thought to himself before taking in a large breath, needing all his air for his next move.

"AYE YO CORN CHIP?!?" All that was heard was a loud groan and footsteps coming to the stairs from upstairs.

"Yes, Pinetree?" Dipper giggles as he was stared at by the slightly annoyed Bill.

"Uh... I forgot." Bill just looked down after hearing his response and ran into the living room. Dipper quickly following after hearing a loud crash.

The living room...with shattered glass everywhere along with a broken window.

Dipper instantly ran to the window to see Bill sprawled out on the porch outside of the window... not hurt, just laying there, with a blank face.

"You good corn chip?"

"I wish to end my existence..."

"Why is this?" Dipper asked, barely able to hold in his laughter.

"Because my boyfriend is a cock waffle..."

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