Short, but amusing... at least I hope it's amusing.. Anyways, enjoy, while I play some Sims 4 🙂
Dippers POV
"Bill!?" No response.
"BiLl?!" Nothing.
Dipper knows he's not sleeping, Bills's a light sleeper.
He thought to himself before taking in a large breath, needing all his air for his next move.
"AYE YO CORN CHIP?!?" All that was heard was a loud groan and footsteps coming to the stairs from upstairs.
"Yes, Pinetree?" Dipper giggles as he was stared at by the slightly annoyed Bill.
"Uh... I forgot." Bill just looked down after hearing his response and ran into the living room. Dipper quickly following after hearing a loud crash.
The living room...with shattered glass everywhere along with a broken window.
Dipper instantly ran to the window to see Bill sprawled out on the porch outside of the window... not hurt, just laying there, with a blank face.
"You good corn chip?"
"I wish to end my existence..."
"Why is this?" Dipper asked, barely able to hold in his laughter.
"Because my boyfriend is a cock waffle..."