29. Baby it's Cold Outside

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"I really can't stay!"

"But, Pinetree you live here?"

"I've got to go away~"

"But Pinetree, it's Christmas"

"This evening has been, so very nice"

"Well I would hope it was nice"

"My mother will start to worry..."

"YOURE 25, YOUR MOM AINT GONNA DO SHIT"

"My father will be pacing the floor"

"You're daddy already is... 😉😉😉"

Dipper stops singing...

"Bill... wtf?" He looks at Bill with a slight blush on his cheeks.

"Who's your daddy?"

Sorry, very short, but I wanted to give you guys something for Christmas, even though it's trash... anyways. MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🙂

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