Howdy Howdy! Here, have a new one shot. Also, introduction to my new story is published go check it out to see my posting schedule for it 😉 k, onto the oneshot that's basically for April fools day but I'm a lazy fuck that didn't post on April First ...
Dippers POV:
Today, I'm getting Bill back for every prank, and stunt he's pulled. How? Well, something about Bill is that he gets jealous. And very easily.
The plan is, I'm having my friend Evan (Hansen ;)) come over, along with Connor (Murphy ;)))) so Evan can video it, and Connor can help with the prank. I'm going to have Evan set up cameras for us around the living room, where when Bill gets home from work, I'll be sitting pretty heckin' close to Connor. No doubt he will get jealous as fuck.
Let's do this...
~Le Time Skip to Bill comin home ;)~
I hear Bill's truck pull up, so I signal Evan to hide and Connor to get ready for the prank. Connor and I both sit down and turn on the TV, to make us look like we're just sitting, watching some shows. (that what the kids say these days? I'm old... 15..)
The jingling of keys going into the hole, alerted me that he was coming in. I scooted closer to Connor, after the door opened.
"Uh. What's going on here?" I hear Bill ask, as he walks in the living room, dropping his bag on the floor.
"Hanging out with Connor, what else?" I ask. I try my best to hold in the laugh building up after seeing his eyes squint towards Connor, giving him a stare worthy of killing the man.
He walks over and sits on the other side of me, pulling me closer to his chest.
"Woah, Bill, clingy today, I see?" I giggle, as I feel his grip tighten when Connor looks over at me.
"Can't I show affection to MY boyfriend?!" He asks, his voice getting angrier by every word.
"Are you jealous, Bill?" I ask, laughing again as I look up at him. His jaw clenched, he looks down at me after glaring at Connor one last time.
"No."
"Not even if I told you this was a prank to get you jealous. Not to mention, to get you back for every prank you've pulled on me?" I ask again. I see his jaw clench even tighter.
"Is that so?" He asks, as he looks down at me, with a glare. I smile sweetly at him as I bat my eyelashes to try and act innocent.
I nod.
"Fuck you."
"Yes, please." I mumble, loud enough for only Bill to hear.
