I've come to the conclusion my body hates me and wishes sleep deprivation from me. My friend asked me why I was up willingly at 5am and I responded with, "who said I slept at all?" 😭😭😂
Dippers POV
Today Bill decided to go out to a bar while I cleaned the house. I had finished after 2 hours of Bill being gone so I decided to read. Bill wouldn't be home for another hour or so.
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I heard a car pull up and a door slam close, then the car pull out of the driveway. I instantly knew it was Bill so I continued to read.
I then hear the door open, and close quite loudly and staggered footsteps come toward the living room.
"Hiiii Pine-Tree!~" I hear Bill slur as he walks towards me.
"Wow, Bill, you're hammered" I snicker as I look up to him.
"I. Am not drunk Pinetree!" He puts his hands on his hips and looks at me.
I place my book in my lap and give him my full attention.
"Okay... then can you tell the time?" I smirk, knowing he won't be able to.
He smirks and nods as he walks over to the clock. He begins to look at it, causing me to think he is actually going to tell me the time.
"I am not FUCKING drunk! What do you even know? You're just a damn clock!" He turns around and looks at me, proud of himself.
I breathe in then slowly exhale.
This is gonna be a long night...
