So, my mom birthday is coming up! So the next three days, I'm going to report the stupid shit my lovely mother has to put up with.
Story 1
My friends know this story all to well. I'm going to talk about how I lost my mom at Costco.(😅 I can see my mom disappointment) We entered the heavenly door of Costco, where free samples roam (that's my dream)and everything is on sale (which my mom's dream pssssh..) We went up to the raw meat section and my mom went to grab salmon. I was walking off and climbing somewhere (Idk, year of monkey. You can't blame me) I turned my head to see my mom was not there. I looked around real quick to find her. I panicked and screamed out mom! To only see my mom like two feet away from. Don't worry I found my mom though. She's did say that I was pretty stupid for screaming. Either way I love my mom to best extent because she's provide the best for me. ILY MOM ❤️ 我爱你妈 ( I'm a mama's child, don't judge) ( I puke in mouth a little bit because I don't say those THREE BIG WORDS to mom that often)
Moral of the story:
Author is a sheep with no sense of direction but loves her mom unconditionally. And who doesn't say I Love You often
