It's a Hard Duck Life

One Man Show

Here in the beautiful college town of Hashlingingslashtown, the residents enjoy their peaceful and uneventful lives. Being a college town, many of the residents are students at Hazard college. The college is located in the dead center of the town. Everything that happens revolves around the college. There are many different groups of individuals living in Hashlingingslashtown due to Hazard's student club requirements. Every student attending this college is required to participate in at least one official club. The clubs range from ambitious and disciplined clubs to creative clubs. They have athletic clubs and leadership clubs. Although there are many unique and aspiring individuals,  none can compare to the small group of girls who have no purpose in life except to mess things up whether it be on purpose or accidental. This is the story of those three girls and their chaotic and random adventures through adulthood.

First we have Naomi Kid. Naomi is the second smartest of the group of girls. Naomi's last name fits her well, considering she is often childish, easily impressed, and goes along with her friends rather than thinking for herself. She also doesn't have much of a filter, which results in her saying the most random comments. Probably because she constantly speaks her mind, she is always in a constant state of nervousness, earning her the nickname of Nervous.

Next we have Rori Unicorn. Rori is the smartest of the group. She gets the group out of bad situations, being the most sane and responsible. Rori is often ignored and overlooked by others which may have influenced her self-centered and sassy nature. Rori's confidence and sassiness is what gave her the nickname, Royal, as well as the fact that she calls everyone peasants and believes them to be below her.

Lastly we have Deandra Season. Deandra is the leader of the group, even though she is not the brightest. She is the reason the group gets caught up in the weirdest situations. She has a strong hatred for people, yet she constantly looks for boyfriends. Though, they have to be willing to put up with her weird obsessions. She does whatever she wants and doesn't think or care about the consequences. She is constantly talking nonsense but people still listen to her. Deandra's nickname is Duck and she gave herself the nickname.

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"Duck, where are we?" Nervous asked as the three girls walked into the hallway of a large building.

"Theatre Club." Duck said.

"Why?" Nervous asked.

"It's Royal's dream to be in a college theatre club." Duck said as she lead the girls down the hallway.

"Since when?" Royal asked.

"You told me not that long ago." Duck said.

"No I didn't." Royal said.

"Oh. It must have been a dream." Duck said as she stopped in front of an open door. "Might as well check it out."

The three girls entered the theater.

All the lights in the room were turned off except for a single light shining on a guy in center stage.

"I've always dreamed of being a hero..." The guy finished his monologue and the lights brightened slightly to reveal the rest of the stage.

Another man in a devilish costume appeared.

"You can't defeat me, Luke." The devilish man said. "You need me."

"I will never be like you." Luke said.

"But you already are." The devilish man said.

The lights dimmed on Luke for a few seconds. When they brightened, Luke revealed a mask similar to the devilish man's costume.

"Muahahaha. Luke you have joined the dark side! Now join me in destroying the world and killing everyone!" The devilish guy yelled. Luke stood by his side and the lights faded to black.