It's a Hard Duck Life

RDC

Duck, Nervous, and Royal were sitting at a picnic table on campus, thinking about what they were going to do about their club problem. If a student is not in a club, they would have to work in the cafeteria washing dishes and preparing the food. Nervous and Royal knew it was not a good idea for Duck to be around kitchen utensils such as knives because of the incident in the cooking club. They had to come up with a solution for their dilemma.

"I say we quit college and just work at McDonald's." Nervous said as they were thinking of a solution. Duck and Royal barely heard her due to the huge paper bag over her head. The paper bag had two holes cut out for her eyes.

"Nervous, why do you have a paper bag over your head?" Royal asked.

"Well I was embarrassed from when I cut my hair at the theater club. I don't want people to see me like this." Nervous responded.

"Yeah I like this paper bag better so I don't have to see your face all the time." Duck said.

"Wow. Thanks, friend." Nervous said sarcastically.

"No problem, pal." Duck said happily, not knowing that Nervous was being sarcastic.

"Guys, what are we going to do? We are banned from all the clubs here." Royal said, trying to get back on topic.

"Well, it's all your guys' fault." Duck said.

"HOW?" Nervous and Royal asked.

"You ruined everything at all the clubs we went to." Royal said.

"Hey, it's not nice to blame people for your mistakes." Duck said.

"I am pretty sure you made Steve have a mental breakdown and now no one knows where he is." Nervous said.

"And on top of that, there isn't a cooking club anymore because of you." Royal said.

"People make mistakes." Duck said as she shrugged her shoulders.

"Whatever," Royal said, "Why don't we just make our own club since we can't join any other clubs."

"That is so much work though." Duck whined.

"But you can be the president of our club." Royal said in attempt to persuade Duck.

"I'm in." Duck didn't hesitate.

"What is our club going to be though?" Nervous asked.

"Something unique. A club that no one has ever heard of!" Royal said excitedly.

"I think I'm about to have diarrhea right now. I feel it coming." Duck said while holding her stomach. Royal's enthusiasm was ruined.

"That's why you don't eat a whole bag of Hot Cheetos." Nervous said.

"Don't tell me how to live my life," Duck yelled, "I am going to go to the bathroom so come up with ideas while I'm gone."

Duck walked away with clenched butt cheeks.

When Duck left, Royal and Nervous became silent. They didn't know what to talk about. Royal just sat there, staring at Nervous' paper bag head.