It's a Hard Duck Life

Unfortunate Events

"What you talkin' about club lady?" Duck asked.

"I mean it's hard to believe that Van Cento would join your group. You could have just used a student that nobody notices and maybe I would have approved." The club lady said .

"Wait, so you aren't going to approve the club now?" Duck asked.

"No. You really think that I would believe this?" The club lady asked. "Van Cento is like the top student at this school, why would he join your club?"

"You do realize that Van Cento doesn't even go to this school, right?" Duck said.

"There is no need to lie just because you were caught, Deandra." The club lady said.

Duck started to get frustrated.

"You know what, I'll go get him and prove to you that he did sign that!" Duck yelled.

"Good luck with that." The club lady said.

Duck stormed out of the room.

*Three days later*

Duck and Nervous sat at a table in the Hazard cafeteria. They were eating lunch.

"Hey I have to go to my art class now or else I am going to be late." Nervous said.

"So you are just going to leave me here by myself, looking like a loser." Duck said.

"Yep." Nervous said, already out the door.

Duck sat there, not knowing what to do with herself. She saw everyone with their group of friends and noticed that she was the only person by herself. She felt like everyone was looking at her even though no one was paying attention to her. She started to become anxious with all the pressure. Her stomach started to cramp as if she had to poop.

Whenever Duck would become anxious, she suddenly got the urge to poop. Duck couldn't hold it in any longer. Duck was prepared to drop some lumber.

Duck crapped herself.

"Whoops." Duck said.

She looked around to see if anyone witnessed her accident. To her surprise, everyone was talking to their group of friends, not even noticing her. She walked slowly out the door with poop still in her pants. She looked back to see if anyone noticed her leave but instead she saw people with their hands covering their noses.

"Who shit their pants!?" She heard a man yell.

Luckily, Duck had spare underwear in her bag. She knew this would happen so she always came prepared. Unfortunately, she didn't have an extra pair of pants with her so she had to go get them.

She walked to the bathroom and changed her underwear. After changing her underwear, Duck walked down many halls until she saw something that caught her eye. The sign on the door said "Film Club".

"Why didn't we see this when we were looking for clubs." Duck thought.

Duck walked in but the lights were dimmed so she could barely see anything. When her eyes adjusted to the darkness, she noticed two people making out.

"What the heck did I just walk into?" Duck said with a disgusted expression.

The couple stopped making out and turned to look at Duck.

"You can join us if you want." The girl said. Duck thought the guy said that because the girl's voice was deep enough to be a guy.

"Nah I'm good. But if you guys don't mind I am just gonna wait in here until my friend is done with her class." Duck said.