Pagalpanti Bhi Zroori Hai

#ExamSucks

Haan muje pta hai sabke exams chl rhe hai...aur jiske nhi b chal rhe koi baat nhi...shaanti rkho...jldi aa jaenge😂

Mere b exams hai aur dekho toh mai kya timepass kr rhi hu..😂😂

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Before exams my friends be like-

"Ye kya pdh rhi hai, ye b koi pdhne ki cheez hai? Huh..!"

"Abe ye nhi ye muje aata h..tu ye topic pdh.."

"Arre yaar...mai hu na.."

10 minutes before exam-

"Muje to kuch b nhi aata...tanvi...didi nhi hai kya..dekh le behen nhi hai meri...plzz dikha diyo (exam paper)😂😂"
And then me- "chl tu muje vo topic dikha dena"

"Done"

During exam-

Mujhse duniya jahan ke answers poochne ke baad agar mai bulaau to wahi dost muje IGNORE!!
Aur firr 3 ghante lgaatar likhne ke baad bolegi-
"Bkwas gya paper, mai fail hu"

After exam-

A1 lene ke baad wahi dost Bolegi...

"Arre! A1? Aise kaise? Ye mera paper nhi hai..XD"

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Sabse zyada gussa to tb aata h jb paper dekhke tumhari phat rhi ho...
Tum soch rhe ho.."yaar ye chapter bhi aa rha tha kya?" "Arre ye maam ne pdhaya tha?" "Abe..ye question to maine chhod diya tha"

And then ussi time teacher aake bole- "paper is damn easy...isn't it? I expect full marks."

Ghanta full marks!!

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Jo bhi bolo...jb paper acha ho to kisiko yaad b nhi hota ki ek nanhi bchi ka aaj paper tha..

But but but!

Jb paper sadaa hua jaaye...
To jisse mahine se baat na ki ho vo b poochega..."paper kaisa hua??"

Hadd hai!!

Mtlb bande ki bolti e band ho jaaye..😂

Ghar aate hi pura khandaan poochta h...aur mera ek hi answer- "hua to mast hai...lekin kuch keh nhi skte.."😂😂

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Chlo muje all d best bolo...next exam start tak nhi kiya pdhna..syllabus tk nhi pta!😂

And yess! Jin namuno ke exams h...
Chill guys!...pdhlo...fail hoke mera naam mt dubaa dena...plzzz!!

And last baat bolungi bde e kaam ki...
Dosto ke bharose mat jaana!! Dhoka mil skta h!!😂😂

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Bye...
Pdhne ka try krti hu..XD