Lo firr aa gya vohi manhoos din...jb tune is dharti pe apne bhari kadam rkhe the...aur tere bhari kadam kitne logo pe bhaari pde hai pta b hai kuch??😂😂 and tu 15 saal puraani ho gyi?? Sachi? Gatar ka saman itna chlta hai pta hi nhi tha..😂😂
Yaar gatar ko to tb b saaf kiya jaata hai lekin....tere kya kehne😂😂 dekh ab aaj tera b'day hai to kya teri asliyat to wahi rhegi...kooda diamond mein nhi badlega..😂😂
Ooppss! Maine public mein teri reality kholdi shit! *holding ears* No sorry!😂
*keeping a hand on my mouth* acha yrr ab kuch nhi btaungi tere baare mein...bechari rone lgegi to flood jo ayega usse bohot nuksaan hoga..😂😂
Lekin mai baat kiski kr rhi hu??
Guesses?
Aur hint du??
*holding imaginary mice* suno suno!! Ye ldki jitni bdi chudi hai utni hi intelligent b hai..
(Galat faimi mt paalo aage pdho)😂 ye intelligent hai ye baat ap isse ek message bhejke hi pta lga skte ho..😂duniya ki saari gaaliya...double meaning wale jokes...aur saari bkwas ki isse zyada knowledge kisse hogi😂😂 mtlb 6th tak jis bholi bhaali ldki ko bs school ka mtlb pdhai aur fun ka mtlb games pta tha usko issi praadi ne aisa gumrah kiya aisa gumrah kiya ki uski soch ke sath uska b kabada ho gya...😂😂😂
Toh Kiski baat kr rhi hu mai??
Vo bholi ldki hu mai *pointing towards myself* aur jis chudi ki baat kr rhi hu vo hai VELLIGal *turning the finger towards her with a jerk* 😂😂 issi ka janam divas hai aaj...party nhi mangoge?? Vaise ye bohot kanjoos hai..😂😂
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Jb kuch din pehle mai timepass kr rhi thi tb hi muje ye dikha:
5 july 2016
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Hasi aayi??😂😂 yr muje to bohot aayi😂 And then this..
3 september 2017
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Mtlb ek saal pehle mere andar kitne manners the...ek tarah ki respect thi yaar😂 jiska aaj kabada ho gya hai...ek saal mein hmari progress hai...'Thank you' 'hatt be chudi' mein badal gya😂😂
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Back to the present, teri vo pic post krne ka soch rhi thi tere b'day pe lekin muje dairy milk silk yaad aa gyi (baaki log agar pta krna h ki kis baare mein baat kr rhi hu to isse hi poochlo)😂😂
Ja mai tujhe wish nhi krti mera whatsapp status check krle..😂 and maine tere gift ke baare mein bohot socha ki aisa kya du jo different sa ho..awesome ho..cute ho..kaam ka b ho...socha...socha...sochte sochte so gyi😂 toh kya hua mai to hu na mai hi tera vo gift hu..😂😂
At last mai yahi bolungi ki eng ki story writing jo 12 marks ki thi usme b maine itna nhi likha chudi jitna tere liye likha..😂😂
