I always wanted a girl
Who wore black leather
Seven eyelet-boots
Not six or eight eyelet-boots
Not brown leather
Or suede of any kind
Certainly not a high-heeled boot
Or any with a zipper up the back
Recently I noticed they're making
Black leather seven eyelet-boots
With a zipper up the side
For ease of entry/exit of the feet, I assume
I'm not sure how this change in boot design affects my desires
Probably I'm be celibate
Preferring as I do, isolation and disdain
To compromise and change
