Me: *has an innocent animatic kinda idea where George tries to get Washington to act like a dog instead of a wolf by playing fetch and telling him to do tricks and stuff and Washington only does the tricks for him and not for the treat*
Me: Awww how sw--
Also me: hE'S NOT DOING IT FOR THE DOG TREAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Me: Wha-- Ew wait mind n--
Also me: How about this story what do you think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: ...mIND NO STOP NOT N--
Also me: mAKE ALL THE DIRTY JOKES
Me: I HAVE TO HOLD B--
Also me: *ignores self and lets some slide* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: Okay now st--
Also me: *doesn't stop the dirty jokes* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: i dON'T WANT THINK ABOUT THAT RIGHT N--
Also me: *sings* loOK AT ALL OF BO'S HOES LOOKIN FOR A RIDE ON BO'S HOSE
Me:
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Also me: Ok ok just uhhhhhh make Laurens super dirty minded and we have a truce