Chapter 21: Taking it back

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Well-now what? You probably want me to describe the epic war we had with General Fin, Lerebs, and Satane Santa, but I’m not really going to do that. You can do that on your won. Everything that I wanted you to gain, with the exception of this, has already been mentioned. I mentioned little about the general and his rebels because that’s all they were-little. It wasn’t about them. It was about us regaining what was ours from them. They were, in fact, weaker than the demons in The Devil’s Little Sister. They only ran riot because they had the advantage of no Helga and the power of surprise. Yes, General Fin and Satane Santa were buck-fuddies.

We got there and I did my part of killing Lerebs. Ngi did the same with General Fin and Satane Santa. If I take her word for what happened, then I will say that it was very messy...

Now I sit here, obviously not dead-yet. Who knows? Perhaps the glory of my death is you understanding my message. Ngi is much better. For a woman that was once in Hell, she looks like a goddess. I married her and we have four children now. The coolest thing in our house is the penis of General Fin that was used to rape Satane Santa the same way that the general’s henchmen had done to that poor woman. I wonder how he feels, wherever he is about his thing.

Helga is fine now. She was resurrected by Anastasia. I don’t know how exactly. Maybe they’ll publish a book called ‘Anastasia’ because ‘Helga’ has been taken. The children returned and had children of their own.

Calypso disappeared after a while. I’ve little to say about her. The last thing that I heard is that she was last seen with Helga and Aquarius...

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