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Drunk (or so he thought)-TomTord-Fluff

(Tord)

Today was Friday. Tom's drinking day. Every Friday Tom would go out, drink as much as he could, and then come back drunk as hell. And, to make matters worse every Friday, Matt and Edd COINCIDENTLY to out and do something, like going to the mall, or some crap like that. So I was always stuck with Tom whenever he came home drunk.

Tom would be coming back any second now, actually. I was sitting upside down on the couch, watching Pirate Zombies from Hell 4, when the door opened. I groaned. Que drunk Tom in 5...4...3...2... "I'mmmm baaaccckkkk!" Tom slurred, stumbling into the room.

I sigh. "How much did you drink this time?" I asked him flatly. "Tennn bottles of Smirnoffff!" he said proudly, holding up eight fingers. I chuckle. I'm impressed he can drink that much without passing out. "Come on Tom, lets get you to bed,"

"But I don't wanna go to bed, Torddddd!" he whined. "Too bad. Lets go, Come on." I said sternly. He pouted, then smirked. "What if I gave you a kiss?"

I paused, blushing furiously. He didn't sound drunk at all! Tom's smirk grew wider. "I'll take that as a yes," he said then leaned in front of me, and kissed me. I'm shocked. I don't have any idea what to do, my brain feels like its exploding, and I find myself kissing back.

Tom pulled away, and I just stood there, eyes half closed, blushing furiously. Tom chuckled and I snapped back to reality. I punched him in the shoulder. He backed up slightly. "That was for acting like you were drunk," I said, glaring at him.

"Sorry," he said, grinning. He pick me up bridal style and carried me to the room we shared, and collapsed on the bed with me. I couldn't help but bury my head in his chest. I sighed happily. He chuckled and messed with my hair.

"I love you Tord," he said plainly. I was suprised. Him? Love me? Well, yeah, he kissed me and was letting me cuddle him and- ah, who am I kidding. "I love you too," I said soflty.

"AWWWWW!!!"

Tom and I looked up to see Matt and Edd in the doorway, snapping pictures and fanboying. "I TOLD YOU!!" Edd said to Matt.

A shoe MYSTERIOUSLY was thrown at the two, sending them ducking for cover and laughing.