Susan-Tom vs Tord-Random

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(Tom's p.o.v)

"GET BACK HERE YOU COMMIE BASTARD!!!" I screeched. "MWAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, JEHOVAH'S!!!!" Tord yelled, running away with Susan in his hands. He finally was cornered in the hallway.

"HA! NOW GIVE ME BACK SUSAN!!!" I yelled at him. "I will if you can get it!" he said, holding Susan high above his head. I growled and punched him in the gut.

He dropped Susan and clutched his stomach, trying to catch his breath. I snatched Susan and ran to my room, Tord close behind me. I slipped into my room and slammed the door, and I heard Tord run strait into the door. I laughed and locked my door.

"I swear, when you leave that room..." Tord muttered. "FUCK YOU, TORD!!" was all I said.

What did I just write...? Anyways, there you go. A new chapter to my shitty book. I'll see you all... ON THE (TABLE)FLIP SIDE!!!

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