𝟐𝟏. 𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐬

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SIMON COWELL & RANDY JACKSON

randy jackson
hey i need some help
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answer be garbage can
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thomas stanley steamers holland
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randy jacksonhey i need some helpSEEN AT 2:32AManswer be garbage canSEEN AT 2:34AMthomas stanley steamers hollandSEEN AT 2:39AM

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simon cowell
i'm here okay fuck off
and jokes on you i've had a crusty dick for 21 years and i still get laid all the time so ha

randy jackson
ew gross
anyways brett said you're good with advice?

simon cowell
the best
what's up

randy jackson
i'm falling in love with someone
but i'm not supposed to
and i have no idea what to do

simon cowell
yoink

randy jackson
wow thanks for the tip
i'll just be here having a panic attack

simon cowell
no no come back
i'm sorry for being insensitive
is it who i think it is?

randy jackson
who do you think it is?

simon cowell
you know who i think it is

randy jackson
okay.
good.
so what do i do?

simon cowell
you need to talk to him
and i know that's the last thing you want to do right now, but it's totally not fair that you feel this way and he doesn't know

randy jackson
hey that sounds like a really smart idea
but uhhhhhh
i just got a really dumb one
and i'm gonna do it and totally ignore your advice which is a lot better
wish me luck!!!

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