The Dark Age: Lineage Book 2

Chapter 11: Pecking Order- Shane Trothemere January 14th.

Okay first off he wasn't lying he did have poptarts. No joke first thing in the morning he somehow made a toaster and I woke up to the smell of a s'mores flavored poptarts. I got up ate one and some how I was feeling stronger weird food usually just tastes good never any value.
With my mouth full I asked
"Hey Tyler, what's in these?"
"Well since your a vampire I made yours so the chocolate is made with plasma but still tastes like chocolate."
"You made plasma taste like chocolate how?"
"No I made chocolate have plasma."
He said confused.
"Look I don't care what you made it I just want to know how you made it!"
Tyler blinked a few times yawned summoned a cup that said nerds rule and took a sip of it.
"I don't know just sort of do."
Weakest answer ever now I'm just gonna wonder more!
"So what you bend reality or something?"
"Like I said no idea there's like 2 other Shades in the whole world there's really not that much for me to know."
"True, so where to next well were kind of sleeping in another monsters cave so we should probably have to pay a due or a favor so he or she doesn't eat your head off."
So we went to the castle on top of the hill. Castle looks like we're dealing with a vampire I'm gonna talk this peasant out of his property. We walked into a throne room and saw a very old school looking Vampire.
"Tyler I'll do the talking.", I whispered
I walk up to him and greeted him like an old friend.
"Good morning underling, we slept in your caves last night I like this castle by the way. Give it to me." I smirked I nailed it right in the coffin pun intended.
"Oh great one of your incompetent kind." He slapped his hand on his face.
"Excuse me! I am the great Shane Trothemere descendant of Ra I am one of the most powerful vampire lineages that ever lived who do you think you are to talk to me like that!"
"Well then kneel before me because who I am makes you the peasant so I'd watch my tone."
"Oh I'm so scared and who might you be?"
He utter a single sentence.
"Ever heard of Dracula?"
Dra..Dra.Dracula? Did I really just insult Dracula the first beast of all time to have only one type of power the father of all vampires. Yes I did and now I'm gonna ask him to train me.
I got down on one knee and for the first time bowed down.
"Teach me."
He looked at me amused.
"Well you already have a ton of powers there's not much I can teach you."
I was getting desperate.
"Pretty please with a cherry on top served on vanilla ice cream with hot chocolate fudge on a mid Saturday night?"
" I have no clue what you just said but I'm just gonna teach you one thing than send you on your way because your presence irks me. Do you know the exploding heart technique?"
"No." I said.
"Well drink this." He held out a golden chalice.
I drank it, and swallowed.
"Now you know the exploding heart technique."
"Really just like that?"
"Of course what do you think we're gonna throw you in a fight pit best 2 out of 3 and if you win we do some ancient ritual that grants you more power?"
No, why would we do that? Why would anyone do that? That's just plain stupid