The Dark Age: Lineage Book 2

Chapter 12: Kicking Emo Ass- Logan Reese January 14th

(Warning you are about to read a Logan Chapter repeat this is a Logan Chapter this chapter will include 5x more mature content then any other character ever says. You have been warned. Proceed.)
I spent the past few days preparing setting traps for any male loser who felt like grabbing a midnight snack. Motherfuckers can't resist the sweet tasty goodness of nice cold crisp mountain dew. When they grab the drink it pulls a string trapping them then all I do is open wide and suck. With girls I gotta be a bit more careful my mom raised me right so I just go up to them and say.
"Hey you want to be a part of something great."
If they say yes I suck them up and keep going if they say no this happens.
"Oh, okay I am so sorry ma'am, please go about your day and sorry for bothering you."
What I'm not always a dick. Now I've sucked up enough people I'm all puffed up. Like an ogre with layers.....of protection! I pulled up a chair next to an emo death joker looking son of a bitch and we began a bit of a chat.
"Sup, bitch." I said it's really my best introduction people always talk back when I use it. Why you ask? Cause I'm a BAWSS not B o s s I'm talking BAWSS!
"Hey, so you think this wimp will show?"
"Probably bitch is to arrogant to walk away he'll want to settle the score."
"Heh yeah I look forward to this. It better be good or I'll finish you both off myself."
Oh it'll be good I can't wait to suck the living shit out of that boy! Not gay.
"By the way my boy names Logan."
"Nexhin."
"Cool name."
"I'm still going to kill you eventually."
"Okay sorry can't blame a guy for trying."
Then I saw an army of monsters running straight at me oh shit I'm to full to suck them all! Fuck, fuck, fuck what do I do? Um shit I gotta think here. I got nothing well I guess I'm fucked thanks guys you've been a lovely audience peace bitches Logan out. Just before the army got down a the hill all you saw was red. All you heard was loud popping sounds
No joke it sounded like this.
"Poppteh!"
Standing on top of the hill with his hand facing forward like Iron Man was Shane all the blood came toward him like a magnet. His long stereotypical blonde emo hair blocking his eyes. His one fang pressed up against his teeth.
"Hey Logan!", he shouted at me.
"What? You gay ass My Chemical Romance Reject!"
"It's time to go!"
He disappeared oh fuck he's doing this shit again. It's cool same shit as last time. Except it wasn't he turned into a swarm of bats and they all started biting me draining away a soul each. Fucking idiot he's done already. Soon he'll be spiting out black as I stomp on his fucking face. Then he turned back and your not gonna fucking believe this. He was fine! Bitch that's my specialty! You don't just fucking not fall from the same thing as last time how the hell did he do that?
"What's wrong? Don't you like it when I steal the souls off of you?"
"Bitch how the fuck did you do that shit?"
"Easy each bat took a soul rather than me taking it all since the bats no longer exist when I switch back it doesn't matter as long as the main bat is still good my body doesn't take it any of it." He put his hand on the side of his face playing with his hair as he laughed.
"Oh yeah?Well let's see how you do without your little bat friends bitch!"
I waited for him to shift back into bat form so I could drain them all."
"What the hell are you doing?" Shane  shrugged confused.
"I'm waiting for you to try that shit again!"
"Only works once I exhausted alot of that abilities stamina. I can maybe transform into a swarm like one more time but that's better served as an evasive tactic."
Well then guess I'll just hit the bitch then. I walked towards him and went for a swing. When I should have connected I hit nothing but air.
"Come on peasant just a little faster. Come on, I know you can do it." He taunted.
Motherfucking Weaboo son of a bitch who the fuck does he think he's talking to? That's it no more fucking around time to get serious.
"Alright you win your better than me."
He took that bait Hook line and sinker he came right next to me and said.
"Of course I am."
So I drop kicked him in the face so hard his head came clean off. It went flying across the air and slammed into a tree. Yes! Fuck you! I win! Game set match!
Nexhin started shouting at me.
"You fucking idiot he's a vampire look out!"
Then I got a hand through the chest. If you've ever seen that one episode of SpongeBob where Patrick has that big gapping hole in his chest that's me right now I'm like a fucking pink starfish with pants!
It's a good thing I don't feel pain, yet. I'm not sure how much I got left but he's taken out hundreds by now. He's still pulling out black so I guess that's a good sign. Wait a fucking minute hold up this bitch is still inside me. I grabbed his hand and threw him he landed in a lake. For some odd reason he started screaming like crazy. What can he not swim or something?
He started frantically trying to get back to shore I just stood there and watched him scream like a 12 year old girl it was fucking hilarious!
He stumbled as he came out back to fighting I guess I ran at him and did a flying dragon kick as my foot hit his chest a small bit of blood trickled down my ear. Oh shit I'm down to 10 max. He started crying at the edge of the shore his foot was in the water and a tree had fallen onto his arms.
Might as well finish him with my most over kill ability.
I began to transfer the souls from my body to my hand they began to form a balls of energy at my finger tips.
Finish him.
"Hold it, hold it stop the fucking music you guys are boring me so bad I want to kill myself. I'm calling it off you both have a month. You can't even kill in an entertaining way. You both have no future in show biz."
I lost focus and the souls got loose.
I looked at him confused.
"Me friend, are you not entertained?"
"Nope not in the slightest you both fucking suck."
"Hey I'm the only one who sucks!"
"Not that kind of suck!"
"Oh well since I would have one can I at least get like a prize or something."
"Fine I'll be your fucking Genie. You have one wish."
I thought about it and realized that I already know what I want.
"I wish I could get closer to Stephanie." I rubbed my hands together clapped and waited for the magic to happen.
He snapped his fingers and boom just like that I got struck by a green acid colored bolt of lighting.
I closed my eyes and waited for it to pass.
"There now that repel crap doesn't work on you." He said

I smiled looking up at the sunrise. Nice