5: Brendon

47 4 10
                                    


JustTyjo🖤: Ya know that guy i told you about at school?

ForeheadFucker: Yep

JustTyjo🖤: well i'm going to meet up with him tomorrow

ForeheadFucker: Is he hot?

JustTyjo🖤: I'm not sure. I don't know what he looks like but his personality is funny. I'm not looking for shit like sex anyway.

ForeheadFucker: Who said i was asking for you?

JustTyjo🖤: Brendon Urie you slut you already have 2 fuck buddies

ForeheadFucker: So what? It's not like i'm dating either of them.

JustTyjo🖤: Doesn't mAttEr

JustTyjo🖤: they both wanna be with you so ur screwed.

ForeheadFucker: Yeah

ForeheadFucker: I know

ForeheadFucker: You should still find out what he looks like first tho. He could be a 50 year old guy for all you know. Or an 84 year old woman.

JustTyjo🖤: I don't think a 50 year old man or an 84 year old lady would tYpE liKe tHiS.

ForeheadFucker: sTiLL

JustTyjo🖤: i know i know. I'll ask for pictures.

ForeheadFucker: Ya might not wanna say it like that or you'll get somethin you didn't ask for.

JustTyjo🖤: i reaLized tHis you spork.

ForeheadFucker: Did you just call me a spork you ladle?

JustTyjo🖤: yes i did you rood spork.

ForeheadFucker: That was very rood of you you little asshole ladle.

JustTyjo🖤: You're more rood than i am tyvm.

ForeheadFucker: ThatS incorrect.

JustTyjo🖤: Well you're eliminated so hA.

ForeheadFucker: Well you're grounded.

JustTyjo🖤: Well you don't get any mcdonald's.

JustTyjo🖤: So i win.

ForeheadFucker: Now that's too far.

JustTyjo🖤: i'm sorry

ForeheadFucker: No you aren't.

ForeheadFucker: If you were then you'd bring me actual mcdonald's.

JustTyjo🖤: Ugh

JustTyjo🖤: Fine.

JustTyjo🖤: Be there in 10

ForeheadFucker: What a good fren.

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