*in class*
Me: *wheezing and dying in agony*
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: *ignores*
Me: *doesn't say anything and continues to raise hand*
*10 minutes later*
Me: *still raising hand and dying*
Teacher: Yes Ash?
Me: *wheeze* can I go get *wheeze* a drink?
Teacher: I dunno can you?
Me: Yes. *wheezes and leaves the room*
-Is what I would've done if I wasn't awkward
Me: M-may I *le gasp* go get a dr-*wheeze* drink?
Teacher: What's the magic word?
Me: Im not two *leaves dramatically*
-is what would've happened if I wasn't awkward.
Me: Ple- *dies*
